Churched Up

Churched Up refers to anything or anyone that presents themselves as being better than they really are. It can also refer to over exposure either by the media or by advertisement. Loosely derived from getting dressed up to go to church, or believing that going to church makes you appear as being a better person than you really are.

"Britney Spears is so churched up, we all know she's really just a busted red-neck!"

"Crystal Pepsi has to be one of the most churched up products in history"

"Everytime I turn the TV on I hear about "Brangelina", they are so F'in Churched!"

by Brent M. June 11, 2006

Churched

Overly intoxicated, drunk beyond recognition. So wasted that you cannot hold a simple conversation.

Dude, I can't remember. I was churched!

by ka.ra September 26, 2010

Chicchetti

The surname of the Sicilian lineage of some of the world's greatest design engineers.

Current living example, Aldo Chicchetti, graphic designer and design engineer from New York.

by |_=]-[=_| June 16, 2013

chuchening

When you masturbate using your own tears as lube.

My girlfriend broke up with me so I went home to begin chuchening.

by Tay Tay the Destroyer November 13, 2014

churched

absolutely screwed, shit out of luck, an unfortunate turn of events, opposite the desired outcome, boned in the ass metaphorically, in some form of trouble, unpredictable event that did not go in your favor

Completely forgot Chic-fil-a was closed on Sunday's, that's some bullshit, I'm churched.

We missed the iPhone presale at 6am, can't believe it sold out in 30 seconds, we're churched.

My x just got to the bar we're at with her new fuckboy of a boyfriend from Santa Monica, wtf, I'm churchd' *SMH*

by sailingjerryjones November 6, 2017

Chucher

One’s penis, dick, male genitalia.

That’s a big chucher you got there.

by MikeOxenfire June 23, 2021

chuncher

a vagina, a pussy, a replacement for cunt

you chuncher. Fuck your chuncher. My chuncher is a little fishy, this smells like chuncher

by tonehusz September 30, 2007