A person of either gender who is extremely pleasant to look at, but has no real intrigue or redeeming quality past their looks.
Bieber's abs are great when photo-shoped, but Marky Mark will always be my favorite Calvin Klein Christmas Tree.
by brizzlesticks January 10, 2015
the rare condition, when a teenage male smells identical, to a teenage female every single day regardless of his deodorant, body spray, cologne or lack there of.
Treatment for this condition is very harsh
Treatment for this condition is very harsh
Day 1
Ben: check out this new deodorant i got
Chelsea: nice! it smells like a christmas tree
Day 2
Ben: ah i just had gym, put on some new deodorant
Chelsea: mm! smells like a christmas tree
Day 3
Ben: (sits down next to chelsea)
Chelsea: Christmas tree!
Day 4
Chelsea: (to random individual) Christmas tree!
Person: Who the hell are you talking to?
Chelsea: sorry, i smelled a christmas tree
Day 5
Chelsea: (in hospital) gah... chri--stm--astree
Ben: check out this new deodorant i got
Chelsea: nice! it smells like a christmas tree
Day 2
Ben: ah i just had gym, put on some new deodorant
Chelsea: mm! smells like a christmas tree
Day 3
Ben: (sits down next to chelsea)
Chelsea: Christmas tree!
Day 4
Chelsea: (to random individual) Christmas tree!
Person: Who the hell are you talking to?
Chelsea: sorry, i smelled a christmas tree
Day 5
Chelsea: (in hospital) gah... chri--stm--astree
by wakeboarddlife January 11, 2009
When a fat woman's inner thighs rub together causing the loose fitting shorts to ride up into her crotch.
The result is a shape of a christmas tree. High up top, tapering down and out.
The typical reaction is to point it out to your friends and start singing a custom version of the holiday classic, Oh, Christmas Tree, so only the people you are with can hear it.
The result is a shape of a christmas tree. High up top, tapering down and out.
The typical reaction is to point it out to your friends and start singing a custom version of the holiday classic, Oh, Christmas Tree, so only the people you are with can hear it.
Check out that fat chick in front of us.... Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree A big hairy star sits on to of thee.
by Boozie B. August 27, 2009
"That girl keeps her legs in the shape of a Christmas tree all year long."
or
"That bitch is Christmas!"
or
"That bitch is Christmas!"
by Ox Vox April 06, 2008
JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.
The "Christmas Tree Passage",
3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.
4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.
3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.
4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.
by Herbert W. Armstrong II June 14, 2009
A Carolina Christmas Tree is when a group of friends get into the holiday spirit by defecating in the same toilet without flushing-resulting in a pile of fecal matter that loosely resembles a Christmas tree. A star carefully placed on top of turd tree completes the decoration.
Heather and her friends helped the mall get in the holiday spirit by giving them a Carolina Christmas Tree.
by Giggling_santa December 10, 2021
A shopping cart or baby carriage adorned with shopping bags full of cans hanging off the sides. Often more well-decorated than the average christmas tree. Typically found in the Cornhill Neighborhood of East Utica, NY
by uticany April 11, 2011