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christbot

Literally, one who becomes a robot for Jesus Christ.

The christbot is almost always a whitebread protestant from the "to be avoided" parts of the United States - ie. the midwest and deep south. Frighteningly however, at least one specimen is known to have infiltrated the Yankee northeast.

The christbot can be identified by the glazed, unfocused look in his (or her) eyes that changes to "wild" only upon mention of various pre-programmed buzzwords: gays, abortion, activist judges, Bill Clinton, muslims. During discussion of any of the aforementioned topics, christbots will mechanically refer to bible verses to support their case rather than using logic and reasoning. Oddly, every christbot seems to have the same chip in their brains, resulting in every christbot repeating the exact same worn out lines. The christbot (by nature) bludgeons the unsuspecting passerby with his or her spikey mechanical arm of ideology.

The average christbot will also have one or more of the following traits: abnormal/irrational love for animals, a large SUV, sub-middle-school comprehension levels, several young christbot spawn, a past life involving prostitution and/or drugs, an almost fetish-like appreciation for capitalism, an unwavering affection for anyone named Bush (even if he personally assrapes the christbot).
me: Man, I'de really love to see more lesbians kissing on network television.

christbot: HEY! That is immoral. YOU are immoral. See: Proverbs 21:9, Revelations 8:1, 2 Kings 9:20, 1 Corinthians 14:34, 1 Corinthians 11:13-15, Deuteronomy 22:13, Mark 9:43, Ephesians 6:5, Colassians 3:22, Titus 2:9, 1 Peter 2:18, Psalm 137:9, Malachi 2:3, Leviticus 20:9.

me: ...
by kintaro October 27, 2005
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Christams

Apparently the day Hailie Jade was born, according to some fool who cannot spell chrismas.
by B-Drac October 1, 2003
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Christmoff

Verb; meaning to have Christmas Day off work.
Andy: “I don’t have to work Christmas Day.”
Simon: “Oh, you’re off?”
Andy: “Yeah, Christmoff.”
by JoeSmeels123 November 13, 2022
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Chrismotional

Crying over hallmark cards, babies opening presents or just nothing at all except it's Christmas. People who become Chrismotional also tend to become extra emotional at Easter, birthdays and New Year's Eve... And any other occasion. If you are friends with a Chrismotional you can probably expect a soppy declaration of love at Christmas.
by EmpressMe December 26, 2013
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Chrismemes

Jhon: that meme is so good it could go on Chrismemes
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www.chrishemsworth.com

ABSOLUTE QUEEN. TIKTOK STAR AND BADDIE!!!
Wow, you don't follow www.chrishemsworth.com? How sad.
by chris evans simp June 5, 2021
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Chrismo

Any man who is the sexiest fat man alive, and also a pirate.
Man1: Did you see that large man aboard that pirate ship?

Man2: Yeah! He was such a Chrismo!!
by Ringoooo. June 18, 2008
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