cholesteraunt

a dining establishment that serves fatty foods under the guise of 'hearty, healthy, American cooking'. This could also qualify a buffet, although would not include a 'pay by plate' style of buffet.

"Biggie Smalls dined at cholesteraunts....you could tell because when he came out with a new rap song, he sounded as if he had jelly doughnut throat. It was almost as if he'd acquire athersclerosis at any moment!"

by Laura K. Fahey May 30, 2008

Cholesterol To The Banana

Something a dying wise old man would say before he perishes.

Son before I leave this life for good I want you to always keep these words in your hear "Cholesterol To The Banana".

by some guy who likes stuff October 14, 2011

Cholestrolling

Purposefully blocking a walkway so people can't get past, much like cholesterol in an artery.

Person 1: "We should move, we're in people's way..."
Person 2: "Bitch please, I'm cholestrolling!"

Person 1: "OMG, MOVE!"
Person 2: "Hahaha... cholestrololol"
Person 1: "STFU D:<"

by Abeewithanitch November 1, 2011

Choblesome

To be fooled by Grian in thinking the subject is word talking about

Your outfit Is very Choblesome

by BellGaming June 23, 2022

Cholesteron

"Cholesteron" -noun.
Angry, fat-based entity.
Easily KO'd. Travels in swarms.

Defeat the Cholesterons for EXP, by Globin!

by ToonNic17 November 1, 2017

Chounese

adj. An ethnically Chinese person who has no interest or personality separate from the ruling Communist Party of China.

Chounese are typified by having:

the arrogance to speak on behalf of all Chinese people.
the temerity to call anyone who criticizes the CCP racist.
no ability to use, or understand individualist thinking.
terminal levels of cognitive dissonance.

Chounese range from ordinary citizens who honestly believe what they say, Wumao deliberately spreading false propaganda and second-generation foreign nationals who have never been to China but thinks Communism sounds cool.

Dude, if you call it the Chinese coronavirus right now, you're gonna get swarmed by Chounese.

by Winnie the Xit hole March 27, 2020

choublesome

Used to describe something talk-worthy, for positive reason.

ex1: Hey, did you watch the match last night? It's really choublesome.
ex2: The concert next Friday is really choublesome. It's all I've been hearing about lately.

by urban-enthusiast June 24, 2022