chopping rails

Cutting up lines of powdered drugs such as cocaine for inhalation.

Bruce was chopping rails of blow when the cops kicked in his door.

by sniffle and snort September 2, 2010

Chopping the Straddle

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011

Chopping board chest

When a woman has no tits,not even an A cup

Damn,she has no tits,just some skin then ribs,she got chopping board chest

by Alloy June 20, 2020

Chopping Onions

Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.

Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.

John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.

When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"

by TabbyDabby April 1, 2013

Chopping lumber

Chopping lumber is slang for smoking marijuana. Can also be used separately, as "let's go chop" or "want some lumber?"

Eugene: "After chopping lumber I ate so much i had to take a huge dump"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"

by Snipervert March 3, 2010

chopping wood

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job

Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.

by makavelli sager February 10, 2005

chopping log

while taking a poop, you find yourself forcing too hard, and pinching off small turds, resulting in chopped logs

well the other day I was pooping but I was in such a hurry I started forcing and boy did I start chopping logs

by Chris13 February 6, 2008