Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.

If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.

by CbenC September 10, 2009

got me chopped

1. signals the offense of a person doubting ones ability.
2. could be used as a way to state someone not knowing who you are.
originates in philadelphia

"you got me chopped if you think I won't go over there"

by Nadine Marie February 13, 2009

Crystal Chappell

Crystal Chappell is a soap actress who has become even more widely known because of her portrayal of Olivia Spencer (on Guiding Light) and 1/2 of the supercouple Otalia.

Crystal is now currently employed on Days of Our Lives and is working closely with writer Kim Turrisi and director Hope Royaltey on their new web-based show Venice.

"Did you see how awesome Crystal Chappell was on the show yesterday? She should win an Emmy!"

"Crystal Chappell is THE goddess of daytime TV."

by K8eistrubl August 22, 2009

choppage

Choppage is another term for Drumfunk, a subsection of Drum & Bass. See also edits and Drumfunk. The Drumfunk sound is characterised by a deep concentration on electronically 'chopping' and rearranging breaks in jazzy and interesting ways. The rarer the break the better. The emphasis is placed on production work and crate-digging. Drumfunk/Choppage/Edits usually has a simple sine-wave, sub-bassline rather than the cheesy, over the top, default-synth-fest and predictable build up and drop of artists popular in drum & bass right now, see Pendulum see also Clownstep

Paradox, Equinox, Fracture and Neptune, Danny Breaks, Seba, Macc, and Fanu are arguably all Drumfunk aka choppage

by Howza February 14, 2006

chopper face

the facail features of a person/organism that is extremely round, iron hot red and has a very high density of freckles normally coverying the whole surface area of the face.

Did you see that guy?? he had a massive chopper face

1st prize in the chopper challenge to chopper face in the front row

by skitelord May 26, 2009

chopped liver

Someone perceived as being of little value or worth, as evidenced by being ignored when others are getting attention. Usually used as a semi-rhetorical question. Origin probably in American Jewish humor of the early-to-mid 20th century.

"What am I, chopped liver?" "What do I look like, chopped liver?"

by Joel K. December 28, 2005

NLE CHOPPA

One of the littest rappers in 2019

Tom: Did you see NLE CHOPPA
Person: he lit

by lil vee August 9, 2019