The most awesome of all school lunch foods. It is pretty much Ground Beef and Elbow Macaroni mixed together in red sauce. Mmmmmm.
I brought my lunch to school today, but "accidentally" left it in my locker when I found out it was American Chop Suey day!
by TACOpolo January 29, 2009
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After having that Chinese guy perform that Chink Chop Suey on me, I'm never going to screw another black guy again.
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Cheap and tasty chop suey is a phrase yelled out by the fishmonger in Liyue Harbor from Genshin impact, this phrase is repeated indefinitely whilst near the fishmonger.
by Mr. Coolnivers July 30, 2022
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by shfifty five May 31, 2007
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Get the Chop sueyed mug.Language in which you appear to be speaking a different language, but in reality you are speaking English. There are several dialects. ( the most well known dialect of chopsuey is the african dialect.)
by Jstunna/Ceezy June 21, 2012
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Humady: Haven't heard of her since covid, what's up?
Gilbrane: Her brain was all over the bathtub. Shotgun. Assumed Self Inflicted. The poor kittens were stuck there with her and died of poisoning after eating her brain.
Humady: Fuck, Chopsueycide is always hard to take in but the kittens are too fuckin far, dude
Gilbrane: What in the fuck is Chopsueycide, Humady?
Humady: It's just suicide but I'm just so used to sayin it to avoid gettin banned and shit
Gilbrane: Getting ba-? Maaan, Touch grass you fucking neet
Humady: Ay, fuck you what kind of name is Gilbrane anyway?
Gilbrane: YOU MADE ME THIS WAY, FATHER!!!
Rasha: My dad died of chopsueycide because he thought I hated him but I accidentally was too scared to confront him because of years of unresolved trauma and feelings. *Flashback noises* When I found out he wasn't as cold he always seemed to be and found out the real him on that chopsueycide note, I brokedown and thought of killing myself aswell, then in the middle of plunging I thought "No, I must keep going on to share awareness with all the blank teenagers out that don't know how it's like to be a parent and demonize their parents wishing death upon them not knowing they could regret that decision every waking moment and cope with trying to get others that they see theirselves in walk the same tarnished path and 2 liters of rum. also AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Humady: Haven't heard of her since covid, what's up?
Gilbrane: Her brain was all over the bathtub. Shotgun. Assumed Self Inflicted. The poor kittens were stuck there with her and died of poisoning after eating her brain.
Humady: Fuck, Chopsueycide is always hard to take in but the kittens are too fuckin far, dude
Gilbrane: What in the fuck is Chopsueycide, Humady?
Humady: It's just suicide but I'm just so used to sayin it to avoid gettin banned and shit
Gilbrane: Getting ba-? Maaan, Touch grass you fucking neet
Humady: Ay, fuck you what kind of name is Gilbrane anyway?
Gilbrane: YOU MADE ME THIS WAY, FATHER!!!
Rasha: My dad died of chopsueycide because he thought I hated him but I accidentally was too scared to confront him because of years of unresolved trauma and feelings. *Flashback noises* When I found out he wasn't as cold he always seemed to be and found out the real him on that chopsueycide note, I brokedown and thought of killing myself aswell, then in the middle of plunging I thought "No, I must keep going on to share awareness with all the blank teenagers out that don't know how it's like to be a parent and demonize their parents wishing death upon them not knowing they could regret that decision every waking moment and cope with trying to get others that they see theirselves in walk the same tarnished path and 2 liters of rum. also AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Humommy July 8, 2023
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