by mrliverpoolfan April 22, 2021
Get the ok coomer mug.Chooker = Chat Hooker: A girl that chats to guys in a bar in return for drinks or some other form of consideration or payment. It could be a pro, e.g. the girl that walks around bars selling shots and who chats as though she likes you for as long as you keep buying those shots. Or the amature that is simply on the look out for a cheap night and is willing to pretend to like you whilst you ply her with drinks.
My mate blew $300 on a chooker and the only thing he got up that night was the toilet lid and his guts!
by Deserter2.1 May 16, 2011
Get the Chooker mug.A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.
"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"
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These people can often be characterised by attempts to look like cool regular users while wearing their suits with the top button undone and tie loosened, thus dispelling that image and making others think that they should either stick to light beers or just go straight for the cocaine.
Thanks to former Australian Labor Party leader Mark Latham and his ranting and raving against politics and politicians, where he claimed that marijuana is the drug of choice in parliament.
These people can often be characterised by attempts to look like cool regular users while wearing their suits with the top button undone and tie loosened, thus dispelling that image and making others think that they should either stick to light beers or just go straight for the cocaine.
Thanks to former Australian Labor Party leader Mark Latham and his ranting and raving against politics and politicians, where he claimed that marijuana is the drug of choice in parliament.
by _Julius_ October 31, 2005
Get the choofer mug.The coomer (Pronounced COOM-er) is an elusive creature. It is on the list of critically endangered species and was once thought to be a myth due to the rarity of these beasts. They are said to be primarily solitary creatures, though at least half a dozen confirmed sightings of coomers in packs of 3-6 have been stated.
They are said to reside in small rooms (known as coomer nests),floors littered with custom-made waifu pillows and coom from the coomer itself.
When confronted, a coomer may become enraged, attacking the offender and in rare cases even stuffing the victim into a homemade coom jar. Coomer attacks are almost always fatal and although they do not happen often due to the rarity of encountering one, only two have lived to tell the tale.
The hide of a coomer goes for 500,000 USD, while a gallon of coomer coom goes for 1,000,000 USD on the black market. The coom of a coomer is said to have rejuvenating properties when mixed with cow urine and emo juice in traditional Chinese medicines.
They are said to reside in small rooms (known as coomer nests),floors littered with custom-made waifu pillows and coom from the coomer itself.
When confronted, a coomer may become enraged, attacking the offender and in rare cases even stuffing the victim into a homemade coom jar. Coomer attacks are almost always fatal and although they do not happen often due to the rarity of encountering one, only two have lived to tell the tale.
The hide of a coomer goes for 500,000 USD, while a gallon of coomer coom goes for 1,000,000 USD on the black market. The coom of a coomer is said to have rejuvenating properties when mixed with cow urine and emo juice in traditional Chinese medicines.
My best friend went missing when hiking in a remote area of Alaska in 1993, and his body was recovered from a field a year later. The case has never been solved, but research suggests that the cause of death was likely an attack by wild coomers.
by Emomemeo June 17, 2020
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