To intentionally strangle oneself manually or assisted by accessories, in an attempt to heighten sexual pleasure whilst stimulating one's own genitals
Person 1: Jimmy's been really cross lately
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP
*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP
*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
by notdale March 1, 2019
Get the Choking off mug.Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"
Example; Yo, what's up man?
Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?
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Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?
W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U
Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018
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The process in which a male with an overly hairy Wang jerks himself, making it look as if he is suffocating Chewbacca .
"Yo, Tiberius is taking way too long Draining the Main Vein"
"That's because he's not. He's Choking Chewbacca ! Can't you hear him grunting? BRUUURRRRRURRRRR!
"That's because he's not. He's Choking Chewbacca ! Can't you hear him grunting? BRUUURRRRRURRRRR!
by Partypoison321 November 26, 2010
Get the Choking Chewbacca mug.The stroking the rough part of a females vagina wall (g spot) in a rapid motion with your two middle fingers until orgasm occurs.
BOB: Hey bro, what did you and Sydney get into last night?
JIM: Oh, you know, just choking the corn as usual.
JIM: Oh, you know, just choking the corn as usual.
by uhRedux April 19, 2017
Get the choking the corn mug.The manly way to say "Everyday Italian" .
Saying that you are watching everyday Italian is not manly. However saying Cooking With Cleavage is manly and tells people why you watch the show.
Saying that you are watching everyday Italian is not manly. However saying Cooking With Cleavage is manly and tells people why you watch the show.
by Nadsafs July 4, 2009
Get the Cooking With Cleavage mug.jerk jurk –verb (used with object)
1. to preserve meat –adjective
2. being or containing a spicy seasoning mixture flavored with pimento, used esp. in Jamaican cooking: jerk sauce.
3. prepared with jerk flavorings, esp. by barbecuing or grilling: jerk chicken.
1. to preserve meat –adjective
2. being or containing a spicy seasoning mixture flavored with pimento, used esp. in Jamaican cooking: jerk sauce.
3. prepared with jerk flavorings, esp. by barbecuing or grilling: jerk chicken.
Pimento wood is what gives true jerk cooking its unique flavor. The chicken grills on a bed of wet pimento leaves and sticks. The smoking wood infuses the meat, to the bone, with robust flavor. Aromatic with deep citrusy and smoky notes, the wood makes all the difference in the world.
by jerkmaster January 17, 2008
Get the jerk cooking mug.In a FPS where you pull the pin of a grenade and hold onto it till just before it explodes then tossing it at an enemy for a almost unavoidable frag. (If done correctly the grenade will kill that person but won't harm you)
That noob is Cooking the Grenade on me! the cheap ass hoe!
Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!
Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*
*BOOM!*
*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!
Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*
*BOOM!*
*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
by TattleTailes June 8, 2010
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