Pissed as a Chook

A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol

Jerrys downed 15 export golds and 2 JDs and coke and is now pissed as a chook.

by Pol Pothead April 01, 2012

chook chaser

(n.) A clapped out motorbike. A trail or motocross bike. Taken from motorbikes used on farms used to 'chase' chickens.

Get on the chook chaser and round up the sheep.

Sweet, whendya get the new chook chaser?

by Em Dee September 27, 2005

Chook-a-dook

When you see something that you really like you would exclaim, “Chook-a-dook”. The phrase is pronounced like the word look or book.

Origin: Canada (Nova Scotia) since 1974.

That dinner was chook-a-dook! I will order it again.

Wow, chook-a-dook to that guy. I love him.

by DKS799 October 08, 2018

dirty chook

Term in Australia for deep fried chicken, normally from KFC.

Person 1- “Wanna go get some dirty chook?”
Person 2- “yeah i’m in the mood for some KFC”

by SlinkyJoe September 19, 2018

chook pecker

One who is slow and incompetent at typing.

MSN conversations with John take hours; he's a real chook pecker.

by And Prowse October 31, 2004

Chook Fucker

A useless fuckwit. A person who is both lazy and incompetent.

John the chook fucker got the ute bogged.

by Cougarman July 24, 2019

greasy chook

The act of rubbing your penis around the inside of a KFC bucket for lubrication

Dude, the greasy chook worked perfectfully on Rebecca over there, I think she gained an extra kilo!

by Iamreallymessedup101 October 13, 2015