Choking the Gobbler

Act of fellatio.

How did the secretary get to go on that fancy vacation? Choking the gobbler! Ask the boss! She was Choking my Tony's gobbler just last week!

by sheenium February 20, 2009

Choking the badge

When you have your first gay experience at a boy scout camp

Keith and I were caught choking the badge last night. We might get kicked out of Troop 53.

by The Dark Knight Vol 6 June 17, 2019

choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

by Steak Tits April 9, 2008

Chobits

19-year-old Hideki Motosuwa is your typical Tokyo teenager. Dead end job, cheap-ass perants, and just got regected from Tokyo U. Persocoms are the newest technology, and anyone whose anyone has one. So of course Hideki wants one. But the problem? He has no money. So when he finds a disgarded persocom in the trash, he naturally picks it up. But when he activates his new find, he sees some problems. Her voice card is broken, she has no OS, and she doesn't seem to know anything. Hideki asks his friends for help, and all they can tell him is that Chi-his persocom-could be a Chobit, or a legendary computer.

A story about life, love, and sadness, a touching manga that shows you the lights and darks of today's technology.

'Chi is Chi because Hideki named me Chi!'
'I didnt fall in love with Chi because I wanted to make love to her, I wanted to make love to her because I love her!'

by 009 May 9, 2005

Choking Victim

One of the first Crust Punk bands that came out of N.Y.C. (C-Squat) born from the band No Commercial Value, Choking Victim refined the sound of Crack Rock punk and soon released a full length album entitled No Gods/No Managers. Choking Victim broke up and Leftover Crack, INDK, and Morning Glory grew from it's remains.

Choking V
Morning G
LOC
You're death'll be sweet if you wanna be a cop

I <3 Choking Victim

by FlakAttack August 27, 2006

Choking Dog

Common sports expression to describe a team/person that falls on it's face under pressure. These teams or people collapse like a house of card when the turkey is on the table, because they are weak and have no spines.

The Washington Capitals and San Jose Sharks are choking dogs come playoff time every year.

by TV CAR March 20, 2010

chicken choking

The innate ability to lose a won football game late in the 4th quarter as exhibited by the South Carolina gamecocks.

The USC gamecocks are chicken choking again against lowly Tennessee.

by furiousgeorge November 2, 2014