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chisel of lawyers

term for a group of lawyers / collective noun, e.g.: gaggle of geese, flock of sheep, parliament of owls, gawk of tourists, etc.
Justice may be blind, but the Judge ain’t; meaning: you can’t be representing yourself when the other side has a whole chisel of lawyers.

Teen Choice Awards 

Kid's Choice Awards 2.0. Ages 5 - 8. Created by FOX. A rigged, scripted, unofficial awards show presenting fake awards to very "special" child celebrities who set bad examples to children of older or equal age, mostly to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. They use laugh tracks to make it even more stupider.
Smart celebrity nominated for an award: I think I am too old for the Teen Choice Awards. I am not even going to attend, like I give a shit if I win one.

bald by choice 

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.
"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."
Word of the Day on July 24, 2022

beggars can't be choosers 

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it
person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

Bro-Choice 

A pro choice man who uses abortion so he doesn’t need to take responsibility
Person 1: My boyfriend wants me to get an abortion cause he didn’t consent to pregnancy

Person 2: So he’s Bro-Choice
Bro-Choice by ally215 April 14, 2021

Siera the chosen one 

I'll be honest, I didn't think I would like her at first but shes interesting to speak to and when you have a conversation with her she gets deep and its mindblowing how she thinks, absolutely amazing. I got attracted to her mind. Shes funny and a cute girl without a doubt, but I didn't know there was more to her than just singing. It just made me like her singing more because I know what she's all about and I know her. Only thing she cares about is staying happy no matter the hate. For a small youtuber like her, shes inspiring as fk.
Shes a blessing from god, you must meet siera the chosen one