Choder

A chode boner

“I pulled down his pants last night and he totally had a choder!”

by TheOGBojangles September 18, 2018

chodey lowe

someone who pumps numerous gallon of horse seimen into their ass hole.

dude your sister karissa is a chodey lowe!

by teepee69 January 26, 2010

choderant

a man who puts deodorant on his penis and around it, to mask ballsac odor.

He was so nervous he was wearing choderant.

by Steve Holt March 15, 2005

Chodely

A name for a person who bursts into your conversations with really hot women. He first punches you extremely hard in the shoulder, trying to seem tough, and then expects you to introduce him to the fine lady your trying to bang. Then he says something to make him seem like hes interested in animals such as "hows your dog? did he recover from his broke paw i wrapped up?" Then the lady realizes how big of a douche chodely is and walks away.

You "So are you doing anything tonight?"

Lady "Um, no i guess i could use some company"

*Chodely punches you*

Chodely "Hey hows your pet turtle? Is he alright after we glued his shell back together?"

Lady "Bye."

Chodely "She was sweet, can i have her number?"

You "Shut up Chodely."

by Natty please? December 8, 2010

choder

a short fat penis

by carolyn January 3, 2003

choderboating

Placing the lips on the "chode" and "motorboating", or making a motorboat sound, and wiggling your face back and forth.

Do you hear that, I think that dude Matt is choderboating that dude Billy!

by J. L. Bate November 7, 2011

choderiffic

Something having the qualities of a chode, like a faggot but chody

Stvalentine in khaz modan is choderiffic

by faygot mc pants February 3, 2008