count chocula

when a man/woman preforms fellatio on a fecal stick.

that bitch was so dirty... after i took a dump she went to the bathroom, grabbed my shit and pulled a count chocula!

by Erik K December 6, 2006

count chocula

When a man goes down on a woman and she is on the part of her period that there is a dark brown discharge (usually the beginning or end of the period)

I went down on you and now I'm count chocula, a-ha

by the count97555 July 8, 2011

Choculation

n.- "Meditation in the presence of food causing the secretion of choculatory fluids at an increased rate." A good choculama can choculate for extended periods of time, even out of the physical presence of food. To reach choculation, one passes through the divine. Another way to reach this divine is through starvation, though that is sacrilegious.

After visiting Fat Man's Row, ordering a tub of chicken, a quarter pounder with cheese and two stuft burritos, I almost experienced choculation.

by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004

chocolatange

a large quantity of chocolate; a chocolate fest

My coworker is throwing me a chocolatange for cleaning up my desk.

Chocolatange rhymes with orange.

by im_always_right August 19, 2011

choculatory fluids

n. - the body's fluids associated with choculation, mainly saliva. Although many fluids are associated within the body during the eating and dreaming of food, some uncommon fluids may arise as one progresses to the highest degree of the choculama.

My choculatory fluids were boiling as we drove through McDonalds to order everything on the menu.

by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004

Chocolami

The delicious combination of chocolate truffles served with a side of salami.

Simple instructions on how to eat this snack of snacks.

1. Take a bite of chocolate (truffle, candy, whatevers!)
2. Eat a slice of salami
3. Take another bite of chocolate

Voila! You've just had a Chocolami.

Best served as an hor d'oeuvre.

Damn, I'm hungry. Let's make a chocolami.

by Just Teeny November 11, 2008

chocolatade

a new and improved drink that will sweep the nation a mix of lemonade and chocolate syrup sure to satisfy your taste buds

yummm lets go make some chocolatade

by make me a sandwich August 9, 2007