Chocolate frog

When someone vigorously sticks two fingers up there friends anus or arse hole. Originally from pontefract

“Mate I dare you to chocolate frog Dave”

“Fuck of chocolate frogging me”

by Allleedsarewe69 May 12, 2019

gamble chocolates

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.

I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.

by improviduto April 9, 2006

chocolate berg

A large turd of such size and girth that a small portion at least pokes itself out above the level of the toilet water-line. In this sense, the crap is like an ice-berg in that roughly 2/3 of it floats below the water-line.

Man, I was hurtin' after stuffing my face at Thanksgiving but all is well now that I've floated a chocolate berg.

by Chief I January 15, 2008

Chockachunya

A chockachunya is a variation of a mockasunya, also known as Horus the cat.

Look at that chockachunya! He’s a tiny little kitty.

by Punkrck1995 February 19, 2022

Salty Chocolate Milk

n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.

Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"

by Chunk Norris August 17, 2012

Chocolate French-Fry

After having anal sex and having feces repeatedly rammed into the penal hole, the penis fills up with a string of feces. Then upon taking a leak for the 1st time after anal sex, the skinny strip of feces will come out into the toilet. That strip is roughly the length and diameter of a chocolate french fry, hence the name.

"I forced Bryce to eat my chocolate french-fry as his punishment for not purging his man-gina before having his little hissy-fit and demanding I put the ol' crank shaft to him."

by Tasty Trevor December 18, 2008

Chocolate Leg

One's weaker foot (in football).

Robin Van Persie: "It's always nice to score one with your chocolate leg"

by Pato_88 February 9, 2009