strongly resembling a bovine with a sexually transmitted disease. Has only 2 udders and walks upright.
by fluffy scrotum June 14, 2004
Get the bovinia with chlamydia mug.Kyle is a dude who resides in Brampton, Ontario, but regularly travels to Guelph and Toronto. He's pretty facially attractive, but has some really shitty tattoos (including an Insane Clown Posse tattoo, which is just the worst). He has a pretty charming demeanor and is really good at getting chicks into bed with him, because he treats them like ladies outside of the bedroom. Plus he's good in bed so really, what are we complaining about? What we're complaining about is that he's a TOTAL WANKER. He has infected several females with chlamydia, when confronted about it by one of them was told 'no, I get tested regularly, it wasn't me' - it obviously was you, because the MATH says so. Forcing those girls to contact the people they'd been with after him and telling them to get tested (or even worse, hearing about it from one of those people telling you YOU have it, because you didn't have symptoms).
Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?
Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).
Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?
Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).
"Hey, did you hear that Kyle's coming to town this weekend?"
"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."
"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."
by thatskarma March 30, 2013
Get the Chlamydia Kyle mug.A Romanian immigrant from far lands. Usually 3ft 2 but constantly suggests it (mutt) is average height. White as fuck, probably abused by albinos in the harsh winters of Moscow. Normally referred to as a mutt slutt and or a Romanian refugee. Visa is pending. Has a tendency to like gay boys almost parallel to James Charles and likes Shrek even though she knows his dark past (Shrek is love Shrek is life). On the CIA watchlist and is known for the harsh statement ' I want to kill all the singhs', though claims to be 'part Asian' which in the end concludes the mutt in considering a genocide. In conclusion, if you ever meet a mutt like that be wary as it might give you Ebola
by RussianIdiot101 May 28, 2019
Get the Chlamydia mug.1. When Someone you don't like passes by. When you look at someone you don't like.
Example:
"Omg It's that bitch Tiffany"
"Ewww I think I caught Chlamydia."
2. Someone you don't like that's Crusty, Musty, Dusty, and Rust.
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"Eww its that bitch Crusty."
"Chlamydia!"
Example:
"Omg It's that bitch Tiffany"
"Ewww I think I caught Chlamydia."
2. Someone you don't like that's Crusty, Musty, Dusty, and Rust.
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"Eww its that bitch Crusty."
"Chlamydia!"
by Chlamydia717 April 22, 2016
Get the Chlamydia mug.by Nicole from Lakeville July 24, 2018
Get the Carney Chlamydia mug.Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?
Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?
Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia
by Orrajt hafna May 13, 2020
Get the Chris has Chlamydia mug.“Oh my gosh did you hear Steven got STD tested and he’s positive for crackbaby chlamydia?”
“Omg no way!! Poor guy!”
“Omg no way!! Poor guy!”
by Swagmoneysky December 3, 2018
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