The Crying Chipmunk

When a woman is being deepthroated and is *surprise* anally fisted.

Fred just gave his mom the crying chipmunk, and couldn't walk for a week.

by The Ishi October 7, 2007

frozen chipmunk

A blowjob, but performed with a mouth full of ice cubes. Proper technique is to take a large gulp including a few ice cubes of any cocktail on the rocks (Margarita, gin and tonic, vodka redbull, etc), drinking the liquid and retaining the ice in one's cheeks. If the ice melts before satisfactory completion of task, another large gulp of the cocktail is in order, only adding to the talent and skill of the performer.

Crushed ice is to be avoided at all times as it is not comfortable for either party and may lead to the choking chipmunk

You know, my girlfriend is pretty cool about going down on me, but this March 14th she surprised me with a frozen chipmunk! She looked so cute down there with her cheeks full of ice. I was surprised not only with how good it felt, but also how quickly she had finished off both our drinks. We skipped the steaks and it turned into one hell of a night.

by Han Bingo March 14, 2008

Chipmunk Cheese

A Cheesy or Gaudy, pompous, or arrogant person who also happens to have cheeks that look like they're stuffed with shit (similar to the way chipmunks store food in their cheeks). The term is very similar to Ass Face but can be used to refer to a cheap and gaudy event, show, or presentation frequented by Chipmunk Cheese types.

See Rush Limbaugh

Eddy: "So what did you think of my boss Monty?"
Suzy: "Not much. He's such a chipmunk cheese!"

"The 2008 Republican convention was just so much chipmunk cheese!"

by Laser Dog October 23, 2008

Chipmunk gift

A seemingly generous present that will benefit the giver as much as the receiver.

On an old Chipmunks Christmas album, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore give Dave a gift. He's overwhelmed with their generosity until he discovers it's an empty bag, which the Chipmunks say is for him to fill with presents and give back to them.

My friend gave me such a Chipmunk gift this year. She bought me a CD by HER favorite group and then asked to copy it because she's too cheap to buy her own CD AND a present for me.

That back bedroom at my mom's house is freezing! I hate staying there when we visit. Is it too much of a Chipmunk gift if I buy her a space heater for Christmas?

My husband took me to the Monster Truck Expo for my birthday. Jeez, what a Chipmunk gift. What was he thinking?

by Amarantha10 December 19, 2005

Chipmunk

When you deep throat so deep that you stick a ball in each cheek.

lauren ccould chipmunk all day long.

by Dr. Andy September 30, 2007

Chipmunk-eresque

Looking like a chipmunk, particularly just after wisdom teeth extraction.

Jenny's looking particularly chipmunk-eresque after having her wisdom teeth taken out!

by elanorsurematerialme July 3, 2012

Chipmunked

While performing oral sex. The balls are separated with the tongue and pushed against the cheeks.
Giving the appearance of a chipmunk.

Trevor’s mom chipmunked me last night and he is really upset about it.

by katindahat July 21, 2022