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sloppy chinaman 

When you bust in a chick's face and her eyes get all squinty.
After taking a massive load to her eyes and forehead, RJ's great-grandma had to squint as she wheeled her way into the nursing home restroom, looking like a sloppy Chinaman
sloppy chinaman by FFOCUSTPA10 June 27, 2010

curse of the Chinaman

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and your farts/poop smell like Chinese foods.
"Man Mike, your farts smell like Kung pow chicken, you must have yhe curse of the Chinaman." As Mike sat on the toilet the morning after eating Chinese food he cursed the chinaman.
curse of the Chinaman by Mr Sully September 10, 2023

Chinaman's Muffler 

Performing stimulation by burying ones face in an anus and motorboating with your lips
After receiving a ride home from the night club, Jordan repaid his driver with a Chinaman's muffler in the back lane.
an elongated chin that looks like a banana, not to be confused with the banachin
hey that dudes chin is so big, its almost a chinana

Chinaman Swirl 

An audacious sex act.

Instruct your sexual partner to get down on all fours; approach from the rear. Gently cup their genitalia and place your thumb firmly on their anus. Slowly swirl your tongue, in an anti-clockwise direction, around the tip of your thumb. Repeat.
"I could go for a Chinaman Swirl tonight, it's been too long."

Don't Fuck the Chinaman 

Messing with the Chinese government in a way that will make the Chinese government retaliate.
President Trump, please don't fuck the Chinaman. We really don't need a trade war. - American, 2018