Chet

A moron who cant do anything without cocking it up.

The plumber was round yesterday but didnt have the right tools, what a complete CHET.

by Spaggo April 21, 2004

Chet

A term describing a male that acts as if he is better than everyone else. Usually a qualified individual for being branded as "Chet" is easily spotted. They like wearing preppy clothes including pink shirts and occasionally can be seen wearing a visor either turned sideways on their head or completely upside down.

Country Club Member: "I don't buy my clothes at the thrift store!...I recommend you get a new wardrobe if you want to play golf here!

Visitor: "Oh...OK...thanks there Chet!"

by Three B January 28, 2009

a Chet

To bail, back out, or abandon someone.

Dude, I can’t believe you pulled a Chet on me in Red Dead Redemption.

by anonymous January 1, 2021

Chet

A pet that is like a child to it's owner(s). Child+Pet= Chet.

Our chets are so spoiled they feel they have to sleep in the bed with us.

by cdw Rapid City, SD November 11, 2010

Chet

Chet is a codeword for a fart...

(While females are in the room)
Female - eww whats that smell?
Mark - haha who let chet in?!?
Female - whos chet?
Collin - ahhhh chets here!!!

by Collin January 1, 2005

Chet

a jock who says he get action but gets nuthing

Your acting like a Chet

by charlie November 30, 2003

Chet

The callsign of an S-3B pilot who lives in Jacksonville, Fl. Possibly based on Bill Paxton's character from Wierd Science because when he drinks he turns into a dick. His sexuality is jokingly suspect and his choice of progressive clothes are often a topic of discussion.

Is chet gay, or what is with that guy? Have you seen his closet?

by J.O. Vidar August 3, 2006