chest pizza 

A chest pizza is that pool of drunken puke that occurs when you throw up on your own chest.

I wouldn't go in there, Calvin is making chest pizza.

chest pizza by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009

chest taco 

when a man's chest hair only grows in a narrow vertical strip in the middle of his chest thus resembling a taco

Prince would totally look like a chic if he lost the chest taco.

chest taco by drpoonandtheteenangels June 27, 2009

chest farts 

When two people lay in the missionary position and create a pocket of air between their stomachs. When more pressure is applied, the air is release making a farting sound. This mostly occurs during sex or extreme make-out sessions.

Guy 1: "Dude, last night i could not stop laughing after all those chest farts while me and Amber were gettin' it on." Guy 2: "Hah, always gets ya. Damn sweaty chest farts."

chest farts by CanMan_12 February 21, 2011

Chest Scrotes 

The baggy, elongated breasts of an older woman, resembling the male scrotum.

"I was roundin second base when I caught a glimps of her chest scrotes and got limp."

"Dude that Hilary Clinton's got some bangin chest scrotes!"

Chest Scrotes by Shmoopin September 13, 2009

chest lettuce 

The little bit of fuzz that pokes up through the unbuttoned collar of a hairy man's shirt. A vegetarian synonym for taco meat.

Bill is showing some serious chest lettuce in that cheesy disco shirt.

chest lettuce by DC Chupacabra September 22, 2009

Chest-Pop

The sound that you hear when you stretch your chest upwards. Most of the time, it will be painful but will feel good at the same time.

The causes are usually hunching or benching more weights than what you can lift.

After you have popped your chest, it takes about 6 or more hours until you can perform it again.

1.

Joe: Dude, I've been trying to pop my chest for hours, I still cant do it.

Brendon: Have you tried holding your breath while you're doing it?

2.
McGuirk: Dude! Did you hear that? That was one of the loudest chest-pop I've made. It hurts and feels awesome at the same time.

Melissa: You're weird.

Chest-Pop by acerious September 28, 2009

chest badger 

A patch of hair on a man's chest, usually directly between the nipples and centered under the neck. To be a true chest badger, the patch of hair must stand alone and must not connect to any other hair in the chest, back, or shoulder region.

That guy has a fantastic chest badger! It doesn't even connect with his nipple hair!

chest badger by FATTYAPPLETOM October 12, 2009