chewed oatmeal

The consistency of shit where it neither has the texture of a solid nor liquid. Rather a chunky brew of odorous fecal matter resembling chewed oatmeal, hence the name. Often times the result of eating raw eggs..

I walked into the bathroom stall, and the toilet was filled with chewed oatmeal!

by Dark Kind November 4, 2006

Chese

You spelled cheese wrong you fucking retard

You:Hey do you have any chese
You:Sorry I meant cheese stupid auto correct
Me:We are talking in person
You:*SWEATS Profusely*

by Cheezemaster69 April 7, 2020

cheesed

Mad or pissed off about something; really angry.

Person: Yo I lost my fuckin hat and now I'm cheesed

by pharcyd3 January 6, 2006

Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 19, 2008

Cheseo97

A gay failure most cheseo’s are from the gay country called sweden. They often hang only around girls and gay guys.

Person 1:That guy got arrested for touching kids

Person 2: that guy must be cheseo97

Person 1: that guy died to cheseo97

Person 2 : that guy must be bad

by Pedohunter69 June 26, 2021

chuck e. cheesed

When you are not allowed to leave a place because you are to young. Such as at Chuck E. Cheese where you are not allowed to check yourself out without an adult. Teenage girls like to go and often get stuck there.

worker: "Um, i'm sorry but i cant let you leave because your parents have to check you out."

teenage girls: "but we drove ourselves here!!

Other teenage girl: "aw damn we've been Chuck E. Cheesed"

by lohhrahhh March 1, 2008

swiss cheesed up

State of being; to have multiple bodily bullet-wounds, and therefore having an abundance of holes in you, thus resembling a slice of swiss cheese, which contains several holes in it.

F*** with me, and you'll get swiss cheesed up

by sbocaj January 24, 2004