Skip to main content

CHEP

CHEP (noun); Charity, Humility, Engagement, Perseverance.

The moniker for expected COTMU (Church on the Move University) student behavior.
“With grateful CHEP Professor Blake addressed our 2024 COTMU class for the final time.”

Professor Blake is being very CHEPpie today, like always.”
by deepfriedpizza April 24, 2024
mugGet the CHEPmug.

chep

A word that a bunch of fucktards in a backalley suburb full of crackheads think is actually a real word because some guy's crazy older brother told them it is while completely missing his sense of humor. Usually, anything chep costs about $2.99 but not 3 dollars. If it costs more than $2.99 it is no longer cheap, however it depend's who is paying (I'm not). If it's free, it's considered a gift.
Really cool guy: "Hey Adam, fucked any chep whores lately?"

Adam: "No. But I did order some chep takeout pussy from the Dirty Shwa. The pussies are located inside Evan's friend's buttholes and I have to plunge them out with my BBC. Which is white BTW but black at the same time."

Really cool guy: "OMG. How are you going to pull this off?"

Adam: "First I'll talk dirty to them and make them think they are giving me pussy for chep. They will pay their own way here, expecting a small return on their travel expenses. Then when they least expect it... WHAM! Knock him unconscious and shove unleavened bread loaves into his sinuses. They will expand while he's sleeping and his head will explode".

Really cool guy: "Wow Adam, That's not very generous. You're turning your chep pussy into a gift for yourself... it's not even Xmas bro"

Adam: "Whatever. Santa is an asshat. Plus Xmas in July is coming soon, you never have to be good for that."
by Addled Antler March 29, 2014
mugGet the chepmug.

Chep

When shawty be lying or a homie lying chep! When they do wrong chep!
by Chepassbitch February 10, 2022
mugGet the Chepmug.

Chep

Someone who is below useless and worthless. Has no future and is incredibly stupid.
"This guy is a chep"
by Dictionary Legend October 27, 2020
mugGet the Chepmug.

Chep

A Chep is a person with no skill and/or who does not know what the word "Chep" means. You can call somebody a Chep and if they do not know the definition you can tell them or have them look it up. If they do look it up they are in debt to you a favor and are still considered a Chep until the favor is fulfilled.
Kelson: HOW DID I LOSE THE GULAG?!
Seabass: Look at this Chep.
by KrAB GUNNER September 9, 2020
mugGet the Chepmug.

chep-wacking

the partice of going out drink large amounts of alcohol in chepstow south wales
hey lads are you coming chep-wacking 2 night
by gorgeours george June 19, 2009
mugGet the chep-wackingmug.

Share this definition