Chester Glasses

Glasses / Sun Glasses worn by creepy old men that make them look like chester's. Often they are 80's style glasses with dark orange tinting and accompanied by a dick duster.

Man did you see that bus driver at school today, I think he is going to swing by the elementary school and surf the scene. Yea, was the one wearing the chester glasses.

by Jack The Genius July 16, 2010

cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

Chester Cheese Dog

When a person eats a bag of Cheetos and without washing his or her hands gives a hand job to themselves or others.

Holy shit, she gave me a Chester Cheese Dog last night.

I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.

by Texas Scramble March 7, 2013

Chester See

A famous Youtube musician/comedian-actor.

Famous for performing covers and original songs, such as parodies. Also has alter ego "Duke" who visits in some of his videos.
Amazing and talented man.

Girl One: Have you ever heard of Chester See?
Girl Two: Hell yeah! He's so sexy and talented. xoxo

by ChesterFan123 December 26, 2011

serial cheater

A person who cheats repeatedly using the same method or cheats more than once whether it be cheating in a game, on a lover, etc.

There he goes again trying to catch a girl. His girlfriend doesnt even know he is a serial cheater.

by chsbwoods August 21, 2010

Chestermite

A chestermite is a person who resides in a small region located in West Valley City Utah, more specifically between 2100 S. south to 3100 S. and Redwood Rd. east to 1000 W. These degenerates are often uneducated experts in; sneak thievery, deception, drug abuse, incest, humanity degradation, toothlessness, banjo making, rapid child reproduction, welfare abuse, bestiality, pawn procedures, Ford trucks, NASCAR, using any random item to assist with the ingestion of methamphetamine, things to use toothpaste for except the cleaning of teeth and/or tooth, water conservancy by virtue or elimination of bath/shower and Auto Zone SKU numbers.

I wonder of that Chestermite buys his clothes at the same place he buys his car batteries?

by Chestermitehater April 19, 2011

cheater, cheater, compulsive eater

it's a phrase on one of Friends series that Ross said to Monica

-Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater.
(everybody: "What????????")

by drout October 8, 2011