A fart or bottom burp of such toxicity and calorific heat, it makes the pumper think he
may have followed through or skidded his underpants. Your classic cheeser has a smell that brings
water to the eyes, reminiscent of the British
cheese 'Stinking Bishop'. Smelling it has the potential to cause ones toenails to curl.
Cheesers are usually the product of a 'heavy night' involving the consumption of copious amounts of BROWN ALE, mechanically recovered meat products of a high fat/high spiced nature and potato chips (french fries) served with curry sauce and processed
cheese.
"Oh dear, Vicar, you've suddenly come across all pale. Goodness, are you quite well, my dear
man?"
"Forgive me, Mrs Saunders, I've just
dropped a cheeser so rank I do believe the
lead is melting off the church roof."