Text Message Checkpoint

A text message that you got earlier, in which you can use for later reference to check how long you have been waiting on something/someone

Rick: How long have we been waiting here for that hoe?

James: I unno, but we got here the same time I got a text message, let me ind that Text message checkpoint.

by IamSoWhite June 20, 2011

Check Up

to look up information on someone you don't know through Facebook or Twitter. Sometimes referred to as "Facebook Stalking"

Sue: "What does his new girlfriend look like?"
Rita: "I don't know, let me check up on her."

by missb41183 May 10, 2012

Checkpoint 01

Alright, comrade. Looks like you've made it to the first checkpoint. Here you can relax, and take a break from all the definitions about sex and other stuff.

When you're ready to leave, just go to another definition. Hopefully, you'll survive to Checkpoint 02.

me: damn this site is full of sex
also my dumbass: i should make a bunch of checkpoints for people

*proceeds to create Checkpoint 01, Checkpoint 02, etc.*

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Checkpoint

When a person really has to shit and he builds up pressure inside, then just when he feels like he is about to explode... he lets out a pressure relieving fart, which gives him about an extra 30 minutes until the pressure is built up again.

Justin: "I HAVE TO SHIT SO BAD MAN!!"
Riva: "cant you hold it?"
Justin: "NO IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!"
Riva: "okay lets go to the bathroom then"
Justin: *extensive fart*
Justin: "Nevermind - I just reached a checkpoint."

by Tobshe August 12, 2010

Awkward Checkpoint

When you are playing Call of Duty (any of them) on Veteran difficulty, and you get a checkpoint where there is somebody just about to kill you, and you have to endanger yourself to kill them, and normally die quickly.

Dude, I'm just about to finish 'Dowfall', but that guy with the Panzershrek keeps killing me. This is such an awkward checkpoint.

by Colin H. Christ June 29, 2009

Checkpoint Charlie

Where someone goes when they are on a promise , or for a rendezvous .

I went to Checkpoint Charlie for a rendezvous on a promise .

by Shaved Deer November 13, 2011

Checkpoint decoy

The act of throw a piece of metal through a metal dector at a airport or any other public place to direct attention away from yourself so you can commit a crime.

beep beep beep
person: where is he?
person#2: whew!
person: damn, he pulled a Checkpoint decoy.

by powdergangerreaper13 June 18, 2011