el cheapo

cheap, inexpensive, low quality

This is an el cheapo cigar.

by Choonik Kwon January 1, 2004

cheap suitcase

Having to defecate so heinously, that your ass explodes open like an overloaded "cheap suitcase".

Timmy ate the indian buffet for lunch and the persian kebab stand for dinner. When Timmy awoke from his Eastern buffet extravaganza, he sat on the toilet and was launched into the air as his asshole blew open like a cheap suitcase.

by Assbag666 May 27, 2013

cheap prick

eugene melnyk

GM: We should retain the services of the best dman in the NHL, even if it might be expensive.

Owner: No, I don't want to pay for his salary. Blow up the team and trade him away. Push season ticket packages while your at it.

GM: You fucking cheap prick.

by bahbababhaba September 14, 2018

on the cheap

describing something thats done inexpensively or on a tight budget

when we went on vacation in Europe a few years ago, we did it on the cheap, staying in hostels and biking around wearing our backpacks.

by hipster June 8, 2004

banged me like a cheap screen door

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.

I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.

by Vanesca April 18, 2012

Cheap-shot

Scoring a hit on someone in their weak point or scoring a hit on someone when their back is turned. This is usually a sign of cowardice.

Man, I can't believe he kicked you in the nuts!
Yeah, that was a cheap-shot...

I waited for him to turn his back on me, then nailed him in the back of the head.
"Cheap-shot!" Everyone yelled.

by GhettoDanIsTheMan December 22, 2013

Cheap Dickinsons Disease

A disease that infects both men and women, but is more common in 18-30 year old males. The symptoms include, not answering phone calls, disapearing for months at a time, loss of testosterone (or estrogen), crying while masturbating, no longer partying, and the loss of the ability to maintain arousal. The only known cure is to mercilessly ridicule the infected individual about loss of balls.

"Have you seen Brandon lately?"

"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease

by FailChampion October 20, 2010