When you find out that whales and Crabs can't breed and the whale, Pearl, asks her daddy, Mr Crabs, for money.
Pearl had wanted a boat mobile for her 18th birthday but that cheapskate sugar daddy of hers wouldn't get one for her.
by jd-eagles-pride January 17, 2019
Get the Cheapskate sugar daddy mug.The result of leaving chapstic in a load of clothes you put in the dryer. Your clothes will have a slimy starchy staticy feeling.
Dave will you empty your god damn pockets before you put your clothes in the dryer the whole load is all chapstatic
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someone so cheap, he cooks his meals using the work kitchen at the golden eagle refinery so he doesn't have to use electricity at home.
me: greg is so damn cheap!
you: what do you mean?
me: when there arent extra helpings to take home to eat, he stays after his shift is over and cooks his dinner here at work so he doesn't have to use his own electricity
you: doesn't he work more overtime than anyone?
me: yeah, he does ship tie-ups before his regular shift all tihe time and makes a lot but is one big CHEAPSKATE. he's also a lonely jerk who hasn't had a girlfriend in 15 years and is effectively a virgin, due to the lack of play he gets.
you: what do you mean?
me: when there arent extra helpings to take home to eat, he stays after his shift is over and cooks his dinner here at work so he doesn't have to use his own electricity
you: doesn't he work more overtime than anyone?
me: yeah, he does ship tie-ups before his regular shift all tihe time and makes a lot but is one big CHEAPSKATE. he's also a lonely jerk who hasn't had a girlfriend in 15 years and is effectively a virgin, due to the lack of play he gets.
by sneekix May 27, 2008
Get the cheapskate mug.A individual obviously rich enough to buy nice shit but selfish enough to buy only bad quality crap. Usually feel proud of themselves for being closely related to douche bags.
Other version: can be said of an individual living a cheap life, feeling proud about it by saying they embrace a gypsy lifestyle while actually swimming in their parents money. To be shot on sight.
Other version: can be said of an individual living a cheap life, feeling proud about it by saying they embrace a gypsy lifestyle while actually swimming in their parents money. To be shot on sight.
That fucking customer tonight was not only the worst douche-bag God Himself ever made me encounter, he was also a freaking cheapskate!
by ben-the-man October 30, 2011
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"Oh, honestly Larry, you always buy the tackiest cheapsakes. Gaaaaahhh...!!
"Oh, honestly Larry, you always buy the tackiest cheapsakes. Gaaaaahhh...!!
by bill cauliflower January 23, 2019
Get the Cheapsake mug.Karen at the office be like: "I am a cheapscape because im going to go to the fair on Friday instead of Wednesday since you get in free Friday, even though it's going to be stupidly busy."
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