Chadsturbate

When you try and Tokyo Drift and and don't pull it off so you masturbate.

"I slid too far into the turn and went off the track so I Chadsturbated"

by Not Chad, fer realz May 9, 2014

Coasterbate

The act of masturbating while driving down the road.

Truckers who are on the road for days or weeks at a time will often coasterbate to stave off boredom.

by Grogathor May 26, 2017

Christerbate

The act of masterbating using your own tears as lubrication, whilst thinking about your saviour.

Phrase coined by the Brotherwood of the Machine

I was so sad last night that I had to Christerbate myself to sleep.

by Gilfirkin - BoM July 19, 2019

Chadsterbation

When you masterbate while lifting weights at the same time so the blood in your body goes to your dick and your arm making you last longer.

Dude I just had a really nice chadsterbation you should try it some time.

by Dillan756 April 9, 2021

Casterbater

A person who produces a podcast solely to go back and listen to their voice after every episode while vigorously masturbating. A casterbater also always has an agenda, beyond a full release while listening to the playback

Zaide is a casterbater

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023