Chauching

The act of Masturbating whilst listening to sad music and weeping, usually in a dim lit room. Pronounced "Chaw-ching" or "chut-ching". When used in singular form it is "Chutch" The word originated from a bad breakup, a lot of sorrow, and a few to many beers in Waterloo Ontario.

The act is a sad and pitiful attempt to bring forth catharsis, or just to feel something again in this loveless world.

Ben gets into the car and hears his friend was listening to sad music on the radio and says "What are you, Chauching in here?"

"This song would be great to Chauch to."
"I'm going home to Chauch."
"Stop Chauching" (If someone is being emotional)
"Hey Reid, stop Chauching.

"I could use a good Chauch right now."
"Chauching again eah? Man you are one pathetic loser."

by DucatiDude#16 April 1, 2015

Dick Chaining

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.

"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"

by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009

clancing

the act of dancing while cleaning, usually to loud, upbeat music.

Yeah, I've been clancing all morning.

by renegadespork July 7, 2010

chaunci

Chaunci's are usually very funny. They are known for being that so immature, yet mature someone everyone knows. Female, typically black hair. Usually dark skin. Known for having nice legs, and lovable personality.

"Chaunci's so funny!!" "Chaunci's legs are lookin' fine today."

by CMM15 November 22, 2015

diaper changing pad

A diaper changing pad is a pad in which to change a baby's diapers on. Diaper changing pads prevent wetness and soiling of surrounding areas while diapering babies. Diaper changing pads are commonly made out of 100% waterproof vinyl, with a soft quilted and padded backing to add to baby's comfort.

I placed a diaper changing pad down on top of the washing machine and dryer, before laying the baby down to change him.

The bathroom counter top had a plastic diaper changing pad laying on top of it.

Inside the bottom dresser drawer were 3 baby diaper changing pads.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. November 1, 2006

chunding

(v) to do something with zero brain activity, preferably in your underwear (bundies) or any article of clothing with an elastic waist.

-dicking around, shooting the shit, wasting time, netflix

"You going out tonight?" "Naw man I'm already chunding in my bundies"

"I'm just straight chilling--chunding hard"

"After last night, I'm parking it on the couch for hours of chunding"

"Mary had a To-Do list a mile long, but instead spent the day chunding and got nothing done."

by Chelsea$ December 16, 2013

chunking

(v.) The improper act of having, or trying to have intercourse with a large woman, typically on a weekend night. Derives from the word chunker. A large woman can be referred to as a chunker.

"Yo bro, lets finish this beer and go out to this party. If I get really drunk tonight I might go chunking"

by Poppa D. May 11, 2006