Chandler

One of the best guys I have ever met. Sweet, caring, attractive, plump lips, great music taste and trustworthy. Acts like the happiest guy but is actually very sad most of the time. Will do anything to see you smile. Gives the greatest bear hugs and kisses. Always smells good and has an infectious smile. Someone you can tell everything to and will constantly remind you how much he loves you.

Have you met Chandler? He's so funny!

by Lovelyyyyy April 13, 2015

Chandel

A wonderful woman with a big heart. Generous, loyal and fair. Down to earth with a wicked sense of humor. An awesome friend and fantastic lover.

You could not ask for a better friend than Chandel.

by Australia8 April 16, 2011

project chanology

A series of semi-coordinated 'attacks' on the Church of Scientology after its attempts to censor the internet of specific videos of Tom Cruise.

Google Lisa McPherson
- Project Chanology

by Peegee January 30, 2008

Chandler Bing syndrome

Based on the character of Chandler Bing from the sitcom FRIENDS, Chandler Bing syndrome is when someone can never answer a question seriously and always answers with a joke or sarcastic remark. They are also terrified of commitment in relationships and usually have a form of social anxiety with uses humour as a defence mechanism.

Hey, I think I might have Chandler Bing syndrome since I’m terrified of commitment and always use humour as a defence mechanism.

by God’s sex slave December 4, 2021

Golden Chandelier

The act of multiple people urinating on a single person.

Ya Mothah begged Monny, Billy, Scott and I to drink more tawnic so we could Golden Chandelier her face.

by Crystal METTH March 10, 2015

Cosby Chandler

Named after the demon spawned from the lovemaking of Bill Cosby and Chris-Chan, the Cosby Chandler is the act of slipping a roofie into an elderly woman's orange cream soda and God knows what happens next.

This act is so vile, legend has it that you'll face the combined sentences of both Bill Cosby and Chris-Chan. You will meet Cosby Chandler himself as he dwells in your cell, spouting nonsense about Fat Albertichu the Hedgehog and pickle-flavored puddin' pops to no end as you die from sheer brain rot. This is only if you're lucky enough to not develop dementia and accept his creepy concoctions.

Never allow Cosby Chandler in a geriatric home. He serves the grossest drinks with the most vile intentions.

by I EAT BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST September 12, 2021

Southampton Chandler

A technique for courtship practiced on the South Coast (usually in a nightclub, but can also be effective in libraries and hospitals). The maneouvre begins by working oneself into a unholy sweat, sauna's may be used, however the purists shun this frivilous aid.
Next the participant (using a feminine alias, such as Justin or Miranda) must choose his target and incessantly annoy them with a socially inept dogma - this can result in a 'pull'.
If the distinctly average looking target (gender unspecified) can be lured to a bedroom, the ritual mating will begin. This usually lasts for about 15 minutes or until the 'gurning fuck lizard' is so 'gunked up' her tears taste salty. Real Salty.

Illegal in most civilised worlds.

Justin: You know I created the Southampton Chandler

Girl: Get the fuck away from me, you depraved, red, sweaty fuck.

Justin: I'll put you down as a maybe.

by adebayormiddletondrive May 9, 2009