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Chilito

A version of poker where you make your best 5-card hand out of six cards, where 3's and 8's are wild. The rules are that everyone gets dealt 3 cards, and at that point you determing if you are "IN" or if you fold. If you're in, you're in for at least $1, at which point you are dealt your remaning 3 cards. The betting starts, in order (similar to regular poker), but the increments for bets are $1, $3, $5 and of course $8 a.k.a. "CHILITO."

Commonly played with two or more decks being dealt simultaneously - with preference being that they two or more decks be distinguishable, so multple rounds can be played at the same time (i.e. "In on Blue, out on Red, in on HARD PACK").

Important note is that in the event where the VALUE of all 5 cards is identical between or among 2 or more players, the winning hand will be the one that contains the highest Natural Card, by Suit.
"Monger called 'Chilito' and didn't pay up, claiming a tie even though he clearly lost - he definately owes Dr. Matt 8 bucks!"
by Ligity April 19, 2010
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Chariton

He has a chariton of pictures.
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Chalío

The ethnically ambiguous guy you hook up with who is far cooler than you and has a big dick
Friend 1: “I met this dude. He’s really dope and has a fat hog.”
Friend 2: “Classic Chalío.”
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Charitomenosphilia

Formed by the greek words χαριτωμένος (charitoménos), meaning "cute" and φιλία (philía), "Highest form of love". Subjects affected by this disorder are referred to as Charitomenosphile/Charitomenosphiles

Charitomenosphilia is a psychiatric disorder where an adult or an older adolescent feels a strong sexual attraction to any object, creature or person that the subject finds "Cute enough".

Charitomenosphiles vary from groups who only feel attracted to a "cute thing" is of a specific gender, to groups who will instead feel attraction to any object or entity of any gender. It is important to remember that charitomenosphiles are attracted to specifically "Cuteness" itself.
Speaker 1: "Omg bro why do you want to fuck that teddy bear so much?"

Speaker 2: "Idk man it's just so cute it gets me hard!"
Speaker 3:"He must have charitomenosphilia, damn"
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Charitocracy

Political-Elitist 'Corporatized' Charity Organizations with highly paid Trust Boards, CEOs & Management, operating by Corporate 'Business' Structures - A Neoliberal take on the Late-Victorian aka Dickensian 'Workhouse' and 'Poorhouse'.

Involves a 'great deal' of PR and Mass Mind-Manipulation in the Schemedia*, largely generated by Corporate PRilanthropy*
Don't worry, the floatsome* and jettisome* of Neoliberalism's abdication of Social Responsibility will be 'cleaned-up' by the Charitocracy.
by PartisanZ March 12, 2022
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charlito

Charlito is a cute blonde bean
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chalimony

obligated to pay child support and alimony after a divorce.
Dude, my chalimony payments are depleting my kraft singles!
by slimshaddytn March 11, 2007
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