A "Catholic" or Christian from an area of Iraq. While Arab, they are Christians. More of them in Detroit now than in Iraq. They are successful business people who control the grocery, meat and party store business. Often resented by blacks and whites who are too lazy to work fourteen hour days to establish themselves and their relatives.
by Joe Bomarito August 27, 2005
Get the chaldean mug.Roman Catholics that originated in Ancient-Mesopotamia. Do not refer to them as "Arabs" because they are not. Chaldeans speak Aramaic, also the language that Jesus Christ spoke. They were the original civilization in the middle-east. They now settle in Northern Iraq, Michigan, California, Ontario Canada, And Arizona. They immigrated to the United States because their home land was being dictated by Saddam Hussain. The United States was the easiest place to make a living. They are Successful business People who often own liquor stores, grocery stores, gas stations, dollar stores, restaurants, meat markets, and half of Detroit. Coming to the United States around 20-30 years ago, not knowing how to speak english they worked hard and made a living. The most important thing to chaldeans is respect, if you disrespect them in any way they will mess you up. Chaldeans are often referred to as Sand-Niggers, boaters, and Chaldos. You would be proud to be Chaldean, if your not your jealous. Chaldeans often call other Chaldeans bro, cuz, cuzzin, akhoni, mann, if it's a younger chaldean talking to an older guy chaldean amo, if it's a younger chaldean talking to an older lady chaldean aunti. I can almost garauntee you that all chaldeans are related in a way. The closest race to Chaldeans are Assyrians but almost completely different.
How come Chaldeans have everyone's respect?
Because, they are kind-hearted, hard-working people with manners, respect, and loyalty.
Because, they are kind-hearted, hard-working people with manners, respect, and loyalty.
by tino is boss like that June 25, 2009
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The guido version of the Arab world. You can usually find them trying to one up someone, wearing an unnecessary amount of jewelry, or trying to hit on someone’s girlfriend. They travel in packs and like to buy bottle service, but their table is only filled with men. They do be lovin the homies, their families, and nitrous. If you’re not Chaldean, they probably won’t be friends with or date you.
*at an after hours in Detroit*
Person 1: “Oh my god who brought their own nitrous tanks?? And why is it all dudes at that table?”
Person 2: “It’s the Chaldeans”
Person 1: “Oh my god who brought their own nitrous tanks?? And why is it all dudes at that table?”
Person 2: “It’s the Chaldeans”
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"They are spoiled little shits who are dumber than rocks."
Yea? That's why we can afford everything you said below? Contradiction? Hold on a sec, dipshit, I bet got your ass wooped and girlfriend stolen by a Chaldean and decided to go home on the internet and post stupid shit about us cause YOU'RE LIEK TEH TUFFest GUY on the INterNET CYBeR BULLY!!!@@@!
"They think they're black, when they aren't. Black people hate them for trying to be hardasses, and get their ass kicked for it."
Naaaa, go listen to that song Chaldeans and Niggas. I'll admit, though, that there are a few who do that but it's like that in every race. White people...Wiggers. Chinese people...Chiggers. Chaldeans...Sand Niggers? Hindus... Hindiggers or cowbelievingiggers.
"Pussies who can't fight because they need to call all their stupid cousins, who inbreed by the way, and don't fight clean because they know they'll get their ass rocked when 1 on 1."
Na it's not cause we can't fight, it's cause we Chaldeans are always there for each other like brothers.. not like you pussy ass preppy bitches that run at the first sight of trouble.
"I have to constantly remind them to shut up because they aren't tough. Good ol white boys kick the shit out of them periodically to keep them in their place. Camels suck."
LOL?!???? I swear on your life you've never said or done that to a Chaldo.
"They are spoiled little shits who are dumber than rocks."
Yea? That's why we can afford everything you said below? Contradiction? Hold on a sec, dipshit, I bet got your ass wooped and girlfriend stolen by a Chaldean and decided to go home on the internet and post stupid shit about us cause YOU'RE LIEK TEH TUFFest GUY on the INterNET CYBeR BULLY!!!@@@!
"They think they're black, when they aren't. Black people hate them for trying to be hardasses, and get their ass kicked for it."
Naaaa, go listen to that song Chaldeans and Niggas. I'll admit, though, that there are a few who do that but it's like that in every race. White people...Wiggers. Chinese people...Chiggers. Chaldeans...Sand Niggers? Hindus... Hindiggers or cowbelievingiggers.
"Pussies who can't fight because they need to call all their stupid cousins, who inbreed by the way, and don't fight clean because they know they'll get their ass rocked when 1 on 1."
Na it's not cause we can't fight, it's cause we Chaldeans are always there for each other like brothers.. not like you pussy ass preppy bitches that run at the first sight of trouble.
"I have to constantly remind them to shut up because they aren't tough. Good ol white boys kick the shit out of them periodically to keep them in their place. Camels suck."
LOL?!???? I swear on your life you've never said or done that to a Chaldo.
by theripcity32 July 27, 2006
Get the chaldean mug.A group of so called Catholics And Christians from the Middle East that Deserted their own countries and fled to America. Their fathers and grandfathers are weak and would not fight a civil war in their homelands. Most of them were scared out of their homes and villages by men with beards. Their families are scared to stand their ground. They will run from any and all confrontation.
They found the USA as a desirable place because there is so many laws protecting fraudulent criminals and white collar scammers.
They would rat on their own parents to stay out of trouble. Their parents would also be proud of them for doing that.
The live in homes with 3 or 4 generations under 1 roof. 12 family members in 1) 3 bedroom home is not uncommon.
Metro Detroit suburbs is full of Chaldean Communes.
They found the USA as a desirable place because there is so many laws protecting fraudulent criminals and white collar scammers.
They would rat on their own parents to stay out of trouble. Their parents would also be proud of them for doing that.
The live in homes with 3 or 4 generations under 1 roof. 12 family members in 1) 3 bedroom home is not uncommon.
Metro Detroit suburbs is full of Chaldean Communes.
by DetroitRealist July 9, 2020
Get the Chaldean mug.A chaldean a Christian from Iraq (cradle of civilization) that are some of the best people in the world. Everyone would be so lucky if they were Chaldean. The girls are hot like fire. Everyone is so jealous of them because they dont act like sluts and sleep with every Tom, Dick, and Harry like white trash. They have morals and good judgement. One word of advice: never try to screw around with a chaldean cuz you know there will be another chaldean around to screw you over.
John: Hey baby, what's your nationality?
Chaldean girl: I am chaldean
John: What is chaldean?
Chaldean Girl: Someone that will not be seen with you
Chaldean girl: I am chaldean
John: What is chaldean?
Chaldean Girl: Someone that will not be seen with you
by diane j February 1, 2008
Get the chaldean mug.chaldean: iraqi christians of the eastern rite branch of catholicism.
not arab; however very similar.
chaldeans, like all races have their good and bad.
the good: very good at running a business. have more business knowledge than many nonchaldeans who have college degrees in business. they have somehow cheated uncle sam out of paying income tax on their party store operation. I don't know how.
the bad: chaldeans think they are racially superior to other races. I dont know why. they dont have a home nation, lack any drive to acquire advanced education, and have an arrogance/superiority complex that would make YOU WANT to pretend like they don't exist.
these people are shallow and materialistic to the extreme, so much so in that they sacriice higher education in favor of getting plastic surgery.
I have never met a chaldean brain surgeon, nor are there any significant number of chaldeans at places like Stanford or MIT
not arab; however very similar.
chaldeans, like all races have their good and bad.
the good: very good at running a business. have more business knowledge than many nonchaldeans who have college degrees in business. they have somehow cheated uncle sam out of paying income tax on their party store operation. I don't know how.
the bad: chaldeans think they are racially superior to other races. I dont know why. they dont have a home nation, lack any drive to acquire advanced education, and have an arrogance/superiority complex that would make YOU WANT to pretend like they don't exist.
these people are shallow and materialistic to the extreme, so much so in that they sacriice higher education in favor of getting plastic surgery.
I have never met a chaldean brain surgeon, nor are there any significant number of chaldeans at places like Stanford or MIT
chaldeans, like all races have their good and bad.
the good: very good at running a business. have more business knowledge than many nonchaldeans who have college degrees in business. they have somehow cheated uncle sam out of paying income tax on their party store operation. I don't know how.
the bad: chaldeans think they are racially superior to other races. I dont know why. they dont have a home nation, lack any drive to acquire advanced education, and have an arrogance/superiority complex that would make YOU WANT to pretend like they don't exist. THEY DO NOT LIKE OTHER ARABS/ OTHER MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE. they also hate muslims, and other non-christian arabs
these people are shallow and materialistic to the extreme, so much so in that they sacriice higher education in favor of getting plastic surgery.
I have never met a chaldean brain surgeon, nor are there any significant number of chaldeans at places like Stanford or MIT
the good: very good at running a business. have more business knowledge than many nonchaldeans who have college degrees in business. they have somehow cheated uncle sam out of paying income tax on their party store operation. I don't know how.
the bad: chaldeans think they are racially superior to other races. I dont know why. they dont have a home nation, lack any drive to acquire advanced education, and have an arrogance/superiority complex that would make YOU WANT to pretend like they don't exist. THEY DO NOT LIKE OTHER ARABS/ OTHER MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE. they also hate muslims, and other non-christian arabs
these people are shallow and materialistic to the extreme, so much so in that they sacriice higher education in favor of getting plastic surgery.
I have never met a chaldean brain surgeon, nor are there any significant number of chaldeans at places like Stanford or MIT
by Genocide Kommando March 31, 2009
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