clickmate

1. That friend that won't stop sending you links.

2. Also 'clickm8'

Bro, you my clickmate and all, but I don't have time to look at every single link you send me.

by gayniggerdicks November 8, 2015

Checkmate

To sit next to someone in a bathroom stall and then have a really stinky crap. As with chess, this puts them in a position where they are under direct attack, that cannot be avoided.

“I sat in the stall next to Bob and had a big smelly crap. “Checkmate Bob, checkmate.”

by fiveitguys July 19, 2010

Checkmate Sergei

Victory! In your face! Used to announce an accompishment.

ORIGIN: Derrived from a 2011 FedEx commercial where a mutli-tasking senior mananger, while tatooing his own back, simultaneously defeats 2 chess apponents and announces "Checkmate, Sergei!".

a double play is executed in a baseball game, "checkmate Sergei."

by siliconsoapbox May 12, 2011

Urinal Checkmate

Where you try to use the urinals in a public toilet but cannot do so because there are not spaces where you wont directly next to another person, despite there being several free urinals.

sounds like a case of Urinal Checkmate

by NOOTNOOT June 30, 2011

checkmated

When there are five urinals and number 1 and 4 are occupied, you certainly find yourself in a confused situation.

Sally : What took you so long in the toilet?
Tom : I had to wait for a while, I was checkmated!

by pseudolover November 23, 2014

Checkmate

When a guy has been caught fucking a girl while having a girlfriend.

Jamie got checkmated last night

by wolfcia December 10, 2018

chacatero

Spanish for a jackoff. A man or boy who jacks off way too much. Usually more than twice a day. Chronic masturbator.

Jose is a major chacatero. He jacks his cock after breakfast, during lunch break, and in the shower before bed.

by arturo7620 August 5, 2014