chach

Pronounced: "chawch"

Definition: Noun-A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Plural: chachs, chaches.
Adjective, adverb- dumb, idiotic Ex: "That guy just totally pulled a chach move."
(Rare) Verb-to unjustifiably escape a commitment. Ex: "Todd really chached out tonight."

Behavioral Patterns: Tends to bitch out when extreme situations present themselves. Provokes animosity in more enlightened individuals.

Special Abilities: Being able to piss off peers in close proximity by doing absolutely nothing.

Where found: Shopping malls, fraternities, Late night diners, college bars and/or clubs, party schools, business seminars.

Synomyms:douche bag, bitchass, etc.

Combinations: Can be used in conjunction with "ass" as in "chach ass". Northern dialect also includes the form "Chachski".

Possibly Derived from: The character Chachi played by actor Scott Baio on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi(1982-1983).

Vulgarity Level: Perfectly safe to use in public.

What to do if encountered: Keep a cool head. A chach's main weapon is annoyance. Avoid places where chaches frequent (you should anyways). They are insecure and have a weak sense of pride so hit on their girlfriend to throw them off guard.

Use your imagination. Everyone has met a chach.
"(insert name here) is a chach (ass)."

by Ash79 August 3, 2005

cachet

A distinguishing mark or feature. A unique characteristic.

SUSAN: They're gonna name their baby Seven.

GEORGE: (disbelief) What?! They're stealing the name?! That's my name,

I made it up!

SUSAN: I can't believe that they're using it.

GEORGE: (anger) Well now it's not gonna be original! It's gonna lose all its cachet!

SUSAN: I dunno how much cachet it had to begin with.

GEORGE: (rage) Oh, it's got cachet, baby! It's got cachet up the yin-yang!

by Bob Sacamano 1 November 6, 2017

chaclet

Something hard to swallow

This peanut butter is hard to chaclet

by Buckets.net May 5, 2018

Fuzz Chach

A lazy police officer. Usually drives up and down the main streets of his jurisdiction so everyone knows he’s a cop. Will not engage in any trainings. No matter what kind of call he goes to, he will always call for back up. Usually will also be a volunteer firefighter. Always avoids confrontation and calls everyone “bud.”

“Slow down bro there’s a cop”

“Nah that guys a fuzz chach, we’re good.”

by RickSaltsman82 April 13, 2022

Chachwagon

'Chachwagon' a.k.a, f.y.i, (chach+wagon). This is a word used to describe a vehicle full of your friendly neighborhood chaches. This vehicle can range from a 99' Ford Forerunner, to a decked out Mustang Charger. Either way, if you are walking down the street and a Natty Light decks you in the back of your skull, you probably just got harassed by a chachwagon.

-"Dude this party is fucking awesome"
-"I know man the guy:girl ratio in here is spectacular! Oh, wait. FUCK! Here comes the chachwagon!"
-"Damn man, this party went from hopping to a sausage fest really fucking fast..."

by SicChicOnMuhDic October 19, 2011

Clit cache

The female equivalent of a spank bank.

I love "Magic Mike." Joe Manganiello is definitely in my clit cache!

by Zydrategirl87 March 12, 2019

Chachinga

sudden rapid movements of the body

jane: “lucy do the chachinga”
lucy: *shakes rapidly and does sudden movements*

by janethevirgin123 November 11, 2018