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Waving Your Cervix

1) Having exaggerated pride or self-confidence about female sexuality.

2) Having or containing too much vaginal hubris
Damn girl, you think your so fuckin' hot constantly "waving your cervix" around.
by Sonny_Capone March 16, 2012
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mexican cervix punch

when a mexican guy goes so deep into your vagina it hurts(usually while eating a taco)
that mexican cervix punch Juan gave me hurt like hell....but the taco was awesome!
by JP189512 May 11, 2014
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Cervix

Where my Jimmy' is placed in Jessie'
Tight Cervix Jessie'
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Secret Cervix

E deliciously fried cheese curd you eat at midnight. Usually while in a intoxicated state.
I was so drunk last night that I ate secret cervix till the sun came up.
by Bob the manic depressive March 20, 2023
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church cervixes

What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.
Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
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cervix with a smile

Refers to a beamingly-willing allowance of “downstairs access” by a hot chick, rather than her just sulkily/grumblingly consenting to said bouncy-bouncy merely because she feels that she owes you said “ultimate favor”.
As long as I remember not to ask her during her period, Tiffany always gives me “cervix with a smilewhenever I feel horny.
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.
Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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