Cellphone Shuffle

The lack of motor skills, balance, and peripheral vision as well as sidewalk weaving displayed by someone walking down a busy street while talking on a cellphone.

This guy in front of me is doing the cellphone shuffle and I can't pass him because he's weaving all over the place.

by MacGruber1 July 8, 2009

cellphone time

Christina only uses her cellphone to check for the time.

I don't need a watch anymore, I have cellphone time.

by Salito December 14, 2017

phantom cellphone syndrome

Occasionally feeling as if you can hear your cellphone ringtone or feel it vibrating in your pocket when you don't have it on you or it's not within earshot or no one has called or texted you.

I felt my cell vibrating in my pocket, but when I reached in there to grab it, it wasn't even on my. Just phantom cellphone syndrome, I guess.

by rstarr2713 July 26, 2009

cellphonia

A dangerous, yet increasingly common condition in which a person constantly hears (or feels) their cellphone going off. But, alas, it is just their deluded imagination at work.

Researchers have concluded that the most reliable cure for cellphonia is to completely cut-off all contact with cellular devices. At present time, rehabilitation centers are being constructed to help patients move quickly and effectively through their treatment.

Jesse: So are we hitting the skate park now or what?

Brandon: Yeah sure...oh wait a sec... my cell is ringing *(pulls out phone) Oh wait, never mind, I mistakenly thought it was....

Jesse: Dude! That's like the eighth time in the last fifteen minutes you've made that mistake! I think you've got yourself a serious case of Cellphonia!

Brandon: Shizeh!

by MimiPanamy January 20, 2009

phantom cellphone

The feeling of your phone vibrating in your pocket when it is not there. Also occurs when you have lost your cellphone, but keep hearing it ring.

Betsy almost wrecked her car trying to answer her phantom cellphone.

by Le Miel February 5, 2010

cellphone

that device that goes off when ur in class and makes u embarrassed when everyone hears ur ringtone that happens to be a song that came out ages ago.

*in class*
*shake that laffy taffy, shake that laffy taffy*
boy #1: is that ur cellphone? wat an old ass ringtone!
boy #2: *lies* its not my fault, my lil brother was messing with my cellphone in the morning.

by MissHersheyBesitos January 13, 2009

cellphone

a concatenated, shortened version of "Cellular Phone", named for its ingenious method of organizing groups of private frequencies into discrete areas. When a user's phone left one "cell", the user entered another, thus jumping from one frequency to the other without losing the call.

"John talked on his cellphone."

by Adam Kochanowicz January 10, 2007