Cellphone Taser

The jolting effect of receiving a vibrating cellphone call when you least expect it.

Dwayne: "I was sitting in Starbucks quietly reading the paper when I got hit with your cellphone taser. My whole body jumped."

by Ibiwisi January 31, 2009

cellphonephrenia

An audio hallucination commonly caused by noises in the environment or in music that sound like your cell phone ringing and make you reach for your phone only to be receiving no calls.

That damn song keeps giving me cellphonephrenia and I'm constantly grabbing my pocket.

by gene clifford katter July 28, 2010

cellphone dick

When you get a boner in class and your teacher thinking it is a cellphone and grabs your dick

Teacher:no phones in class (grabs phone/dick
Student:agh THAT is my dick!!!!
Teacher:.......
class:...........
Student:Ahh cellphone dick all over again

by Paige-hey sarah i told you. March 7, 2014

cellphone flashlight

A cellphone backlight used as a makeshift flashlight. Sometimes requires repeated keypresses to keep the screen lit.

1) After the party, Nicole dropped the key on the way to the car, and used her cellphone flashlight to find it.

2) Alex is such a nerd, he set his backlight to pure white so he can use his phone as a cellphone flashlight!

by hmakav May 3, 2009

Cellphoria

Inability to focus on ones surroundings due to overattending your cellular device. Oblivious to outside stimuli whilst talking, texting or otherwise engaging in cell phone use.

She ran into that car while texting on her phone, She was REALLY lost in cellphoria.

by Mykie G August 8, 2010

Cellphone Donging

The act of sending a picture of one's Penis via text message.

Ted: Hey man, did you hear about what Brett Favre did?
Bill: Ya, he threw for 350yds and 2 TD's on Sunday.
Ted: Well yes, but he also got caught Cellphone donging some female reporter.
Bill: Uh Oh, the NFL's gonna come down hard on him!

by Tdonging October 21, 2010

Cellparation Anxiety

Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.

I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.

Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.

by B. Hanback August 19, 2008