celester

term for one who touches small children and no one likes (goes to BFHS)

dude 1:what can possibly rape a man?
dude 2:celester the molester

by kevin April 19, 2005

Celebritease

Pretending to have had some personal contact with a Celebrity.

He didn't really do all those things with famous people. He's just being a Celebritease.

by Waboa February 4, 2009

Celebritorious

is the act of celebrating the glorious and notorious celebrities of our time

we are feeling very celebritorious over the announcement of

Kim Kardashians baby.

by Celebritorious.com April 6, 2013

celebriturd

a person famous just for being famous and with no redeeming qualities to offer society.

What kind of trouble has that celebriturd Paris Hilton gotten herself into this time?

by Carter Burger December 9, 2010

Celebritex

* conjoining of "celebrities"and "vortex"; a whirlpool created by the collective presence of the vapid famous

Careful, or you'll get sucked into Lindsay and Kim's celebritex.

by HumorSmith Chronicle December 19, 2010

celebitter

Celebitter is a temporary feeling experienced by a person who has not had sex for a long period of time and who does not intend to have sex in the near future. This person might go through short periods of bitterness due to lack of sexual activity.

Mary: "What's the matter with you?"
Jane: "Oh don't mind me. I haven't been with a guy in months and I'm just feeling a little celebitter."

by ineptangel March 14, 2011

celebriteeth

The teeth of a celebrity; lets face it, once somebody becomes famous, their teeth invariably become super white and neat and clean. See Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus has some mean celebriteeth!

by Suppimp February 2, 2014