Simon CDC

A person who is useless, incapable of his duties.

Hey mate, don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

Simon CDC

A person who is useless & incapable of his duties. Also world's slowest typer.

Don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

CDC (crudely drawn cock)

Symbol very often posted on forums or drawn on pub windows when severely bored or feeling mischievous.

Can also be used to illustrate the phrase teh cock

"I love teh cock and so does Lu"
see image attached

by Miss Behave October 27, 2004

Who do you think you are, the CDC?

A retort to use on Karens who believe "iT's AlL a HoAx"

Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃

by Pialinist May 19, 2021

CDC

coochie drive him crazy (CDC)

niah: yea girl my cat cdc!!
mila: tf that mean!?
niah: COOCHIE DRIVE HIM CRAZY!!!

by niahk May 1, 2025

cdc

“coochie drive ‘em crazy” said glorilla in whatcu know about me

my cdc.

by Kenni_is_bae December 31, 2024

cdc from UTMP

asshole

you're a cdc from UTMP asshole!

by cdc_is_cool August 24, 2023