Neil Cakes

Giant chocolate rice crispy cakes to commemorate the amazing height of Neil.

Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.

Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.

Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.

Flobbers: Whoooaaa!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

shawty got cakes

A phrase used to describe a woman with a large and nice ass. The reason it is called cakes is because everybody loves cakes, nice and tasty.

Shawty Got Cakes

by @AyeIts2Fresh March 7, 2014

cunts and cakes

When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.

After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"

by Shitheel Lane June 5, 2016

Hurry Up The Cakes!

Speed things up or do things faster. Appeared on a Japanese t-shirt (engrish website).

DAMN, I'm so hungry.
It feels like I ordered that pizza hours ago!
I wish they'd HURRY UP THE CAKES!

by Cliff June 5, 2005

Slaying cakes

doing work on a fine dime piece; railing a trick, skank or scaliwag.

Cuz, i'ma bout to go ova to dis trick ass party and i'm fittin to be slaying cakes all night.

by AceInSpace December 21, 2008

Angel cakes

Angel of all.Beatuiful inside and out. Hipnotic eyes and amazing body. Loving and loyal.

Angel cakes is my Angel.

by lusciousangel January 31, 2019

scrappy.cakes

An absolute legend on TikTok

For example “That scrappy.cakes guy is a FRICKING legend”.

by iSpitOnLlamas January 17, 2020