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New Castrati

Grown "men" who sound like women when they speak because they have been "sensitized" by the feminazis. A guy who has no "sac".
Resolution conflict is used by the new castrati. Real men just fight.
by Allroy July 29, 2006
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castrati

1) A feminized male who is self loathing to the delight of the Feminazis.

2) A metrosexual or a girlie man.

3) No balls.
Matt Lauer is a self loathing male and always appeases the feminine crowd. Therefore, he is a castrati.
by Pepper May 2, 2006
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self-castration

This word is already defined, but it means to remove one's own genitals (with a knife or their teeth). It is said that you can see more than enough of this on Pain Olympics (I don't even want to watch it and find out...) Honestly, anyone who engages in this instantly deserves a Darwin Award...
Two people observe a crackhead with a knife.
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.

Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!
by Juggernaut2010 January 25, 2012
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chain of causation

Legal term used to describe a situation in which a person who seems to be entirely at fault for an event that is punishable by sizable fine and/or jailtime can prove that it was not his or herfault.
Also, whiny, non-responsibility-taking, foolish, last-ditch effort to defer blame.
"The devil made me do it." AND
"I only hit you because you're a whore."
by amc December 1, 2004
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New Castrati

Generally speaking, a young (20s) white male who weighs about a buck fifty soak and wet, has a shrill, squeaky girlie voice, and expouses liberal/progressive positions that his liberal professors taught him in college. When confronted with facts or opinions that are contrary to his beliefs, rather than presenting a cogent opposing point of view, he will call you names like "right-winger", "wingnut", fascist and of course his golden oldie "racist". He will accuse you of being brainwashed by Fox News, (or "Faux News" as he refers to it) and various other non-liberal media outlets that he despises. He has an unhealthy obsession with attractive conservative women such as Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, and Christine O'Donnell and will spent an inordinate amount of time trying to convince you that these women are dumb and inexperienced.
When I told this New Castrati guy that man-made global warming was a hoax, he told me to stop watching Fake (Fox) News, got up and stormed out the door.
by BigTed1203 December 15, 2010
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Societal Castration

The softening of society as a whole. We have accepted more than ever and seem to fight back less and less.

Just like a newly married man, his testicals have been cutoff and he doesn't know how to think for himself anymore without direction from his wife. You know this happened when your friend can't go out anymore without first clearing it with his wife.

Societal Castration is similar. One that once thought they were in control have given up control and taken on a "Whatever" style mentatility because they don't think they can effectuate change without pissing off many different groups of people.
Little Johnny used to make great jokes. Things have changed and now his momma and teacher have much greater influence over him. Due to Societal Castration Johnny doesn't know what to do, doesn't know who to joke about or who to poke fun at without the risk of pissing off everyone around him. He is not scared but knows its not worth the risk. It's the old mantra of if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Sometimes something funny isn't always nice. Sigh.....
by A.K.A. Zimmy February 18, 2019
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Causenetic

A person or thing that gives rise to a phenomenon that is dynamic or energizing.
Black Lives Matter is a causenetic movement. President Obama is a causenetic leader.

Causenetic /kôz-nedik/ is a combination of cause and kinetic.
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