Cauliflower Vagina

Term for a girl who's vagina is abnormally strange-looking. Kind of looks like the pussy lips are a fighter's cauliflower ears

Mark: So did you nail that girl last night?
Jerry: No man, i was gonna go down on her but she had cauliflower vagina so I just fake chowed her instead.
Mark: You're a sick sick man
Jerry: I do what I can sir

by merk_frost May 29, 2012

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cauliflower ears

1. A description of the shape of a boxers or rugby palyers years after they have been smashed around for years.
2. When you walk around with cauliflower sticking out of your ears

1. After years of being hit in the head my younger brother has cauliflower ears
2. Trying to get out of eating my vegetables i thought i would stick them in my ears, thus giving myself cauliflower ears.

by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004

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Cauliflower Biff

A women Rugby players fanny

John: god mate, I fucked a that bird last night.

Tony: Whats her biff like?

John:Cauliflower mate, cauliflower.

by DizzleDazzle June 13, 2005

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Cauliflower Cock

you know how wrestlers/MMA fighters get cauliflower ear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauliflower_ear) from getting so much trauma and friction on their ears. Well, technically, since the human dong is cartridge too, you can get cauliflower-cock from too much Frotting ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot )? Especially if you really went to town with your partner while playing tummy-sticks.

"Oh my gosh! I was in Miami all weekend with Todd, and I guess we had too many Mai Tais...we sword-fought way too hard and now I have Cauliflower Cock!"

by Steve Jouflas April 17, 2009

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