red cauliflower

rectal collapse caused by repeated abuse of the rectum from cock or other phallic devices, resulting in an abundance of tissue resembling a red cauliflower

the dirty whore's arse fell out...red cauliflower

by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004

Bitch Cauliflower

A person with obnoxiously curly hair that resembles broccoli or cauliflower. Can be used as an insult, or as a cute nickname for your curly-haired friend.

Sam: Brooo you're hair is so curly, I'm gonna call you a Bitch Cauliflower.
Jay: Ugh fine 😂

by 911helloitsjamescharles March 15, 2020

Cauliflower Dick

The result of having intercourse with multiple hoeish partners without using protection, a white growth on the tip of the penis.

Pat had Cauliflower Dick after screwing all those dirty fat goth bitches.

by Earl Teh Squirrel January 6, 2009

California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it

I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

pickled cauliflower

1. A vegetable soaked in vinegar

2. Very wrinkly, crinkly misshapen vagina

1. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

2. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

by Monodon July 27, 2004

anal cauliflower

Extreme hemorrhoids condition, where the subject have a cauliflower-like abnormal growth in the anus.

Look at that guy, he have an anal cauliflower! It might be hemorrhoids or genital warts!

by Marvintwist May 14, 2011

Cauliflower Vagina

Term for a girl who's vagina is abnormally strange-looking. Kind of looks like the pussy lips are a fighter's cauliflower ears

Mark: So did you nail that girl last night?
Jerry: No man, i was gonna go down on her but she had cauliflower vagina so I just fake chowed her instead.
Mark: You're a sick sick man
Jerry: I do what I can sir

by merk_frost May 29, 2012