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caffeine junkie

Someone who is addicted to coffee/other caffeinated beverages. Most college students are caffeine junkies.
Kevin: Holy shit, how are you not late to class? You were sending me snaps at 5 am last night!
Student 2: Drank 5 cups of coffee.
Kevin: Caffeine junkie...
by EuroChemist November 1, 2017
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Holden Caulfield

The most real literary character I've read from the novel The Catcher in the Rye. JD Salinger, the author of Catcher himself, often referred to Holden as a real person, saying things like, "No, Holden wouldn't like that."

Depressed throughout the novel, he takes jabs at the injustices around him, calling many people and things "phony," and while usually true, stating this only made him more depressed.

People he liked included his dead brother Allie, his kid sister Phoebe, and Mr. Antolini, a teacher at a former school of his who cleaned up the dead body of Kevin Castle after he killed himself by jumping from a dorm window.
Some quotes of Holden Caulfield:
"Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell."

"High school's full of phonies, and all you do is study so that you can learn enough to be smart enough to be able to buy a goddam Cadillac some day, and you have to keep making believe you give a damn if the football team loses, and all you do is talk about girls and liquor and sex all day, and everybody sticks together in these dirty little goddam cliques."

"Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God I don't."
by jose rodriguezz May 16, 2006
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Chuff it out

To endure unfavorable circumstances without complaining. Created on the now discontinued "GFW Radio" podcast (The Brodeo).
I know your girlfriend just left you, but sometimes you just gotta' chuff it out!
by LittleFish January 15, 2009
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Caffeine Crackie

Someone who has had so much caffeine that they seem like they are on crack.

Consuming so much caffiene that you never sleep or eat and look worn out all the time.
- Everytime I see that girl shes drinking a rockstar, and acting all crazy.

- Yeah, shes a total caffeine crackie.
by caffeinequeen November 8, 2007
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caffeine whore

A person who cannot function without regular caffeine fixes. A person who drinks most of the coffee in the coffee room, leaving none for anybody else. A person who will borrow money or steal coffee just to get a fix.
"There's no coffee left, that caffeine whore drank it all."
by Jeanette February 16, 2005
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Holden Caulfield

to 'pull a Holden Caulfield' is to go on a trip with no real aim in mind; a day trip (or night trip) that is completely reliant on one's stream of consciousness; based on Holden Caulfield's random journey through New York from J. D. Salinger's novel, "The Catcher in the Rye."
We had no idea what we wanted to do or where we wanted to go, so we pulled a Holden Caulfield and rambled around for a while.
by mzcaravan April 10, 2010
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caffeine

the only reason Americans make it to class or their jobs
Why didn't you go to work today?

I didn't drink caffeine
by jsgiv May 19, 2008
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