cautionista

Someone overwhelmed by caution to their detriment. A crazy making person that cautions you about everything you do. Obsessive cautioner.

Once they had children her husband became a cautionista so she filed for divorce and custody of the kids, which he cautioned her against.

by markit November 26, 2013

oral castration

The act of using ones mouth to bite/tear off a person's (generally a male's ) genitalia and/or penis thus resulting in immense pain/suffering, and, in some cases, coma or death.

Rick: "Did you hear what Stacy did to John when she found out he was cheating on her?"
James: "No! What happened?"
Rick: "Apparently she was going to give him head but actually gave him an oral castration!"
James: "Dang! That had to hurt!"

by Chief_Keef July 28, 2014

citation needed

One of the Wikipedia's most used phrases. Means that the wikipedian who wrote something before it, could be putting his/her own point of view or even lying.

Mourinho is going to be a manager for England national soccer team. (citation needed)

by abdullais4u January 4, 2008

Protein Carnation

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

catatonic stupid

When a person gets so fucked up that they enter a catatonic state where moving and thinking is not an option.

Derived from the words "catatonic stupor," a common symptom of schizophrenia where the schizophrenic will not talk or move for hours.

ex 1: "Hey, lets smoke up and get catatonic stupid!"

ex 2: "Remember when Rachel was so twisted that she sat on the couch and watched 12 episodes of the Office in a row? Man, she was catatonic STUPID."

by BraGonGetta April 23, 2009

catpanion

A feline friend who purrs, snuggles, gives comfort, and (at least the illusion of) love in excnange for food, treats, clean cat litter, and massage on demand.

My catpanion is demanding but I wouldn't trade her for an empty house or litter box.

by rclare May 14, 2014

Mental Castration

The art of mentally manipulating someone so badly that they can't even begin to think about having sex

Everything was fine until she told me she used to be a man, then I underwent a mental castration every time I seen her naked.my shit was softer than Spongebob.

by LandoThaJuggalo December 28, 2010