Cattywampus

Definition - askew, awry, kitty-corner. Cattywampus is a variant of catawampus, another example of grand 19th century American slang. In addition to “askew” catawampus may refer to “an imaginary fierce wild animal,” or may mean “savage, destructive.” In other words ur mom

Emo kid: Yo mom your a cattywampus
Mom: yo emo your a Sattle goose

by Basicwhiteb**** April 16, 2022

cattywampus

how the fuck would I know?

"You're being a real cattywampus today, and that might be a good thing."

"yoooo bro, that party last night was so cattywampus."

by Not videogamedunkey January 4, 2023

cattywampus

a random insult that sounds very silly. it means something is diagonal, so calling someone this basically means they’re a crooked cunt.

god, look at natalie. she is such a cattywampus bitch.

by tete!! December 16, 2023

Cattywampus

going badly, awkwardly, or in the wrong direction

-Dear me, everything has gone catawampus with me this week.
-This is a market where that mantra "buy, don't rent" has been turned catawampus.
-Chagall's work uses geometric shapes, sharp angles, bold colours and catawampus characters.
-From that moment on in the movie things go cattywampus for the squad.

by pookied-rage December 28, 2023

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

cattywampus cock sprocket

When you receive anal from your neighbors cat whilst stroking your penis with a gear from a machine of your choice

Last nights cattywampus cock sprocket was amazing

by Michael_j_fox_3 March 20, 2017

Cattywampus Booty

The act of having a huge ass that is lopsided. One ass cheek that is fat as fuck and then the other even larger and wasting space.

Hey look at her, she had one normal cheek and one saggy ass cheek. Nice Cattywampus booty.

I saw this type of booty at Walmart #5389. Slap that ass!!

by ironeagle3905 November 25, 2011