Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is Cattywampus.

by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

cattywampus

a really cool band that was created in the 1970s to drive annoying people away from the t+c relationship:)

Thomas: I got the whole cattywampus on them
Claire:awww yaaay i love youuu

by fire alarm sprinkler September 6, 2020

Cattywampus

going badly, awkwardly, or in the wrong direction

-Dear me, everything has gone catawampus with me this week.
-This is a market where that mantra "buy, don't rent" has been turned catawampus.
-Chagall's work uses geometric shapes, sharp angles, bold colours and catawampus characters.
-From that moment on in the movie things go cattywampus for the squad.

by pookied-rage December 28, 2023

cattywampus

how the fuck would I know?

"You're being a real cattywampus today, and that might be a good thing."

"yoooo bro, that party last night was so cattywampus."

by Not videogamedunkey January 4, 2023

Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

An awe-inspiring person, sharing heritage of an AwesomeSauce, but developing intoxicating influences of high traces of Awesomeness and forcing the author to upgrade the title.

AwesomeSauce came back home as Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

by PaastaSauce June 14, 2021

Cattywampus

Formal:
Diagonal, askew

Informal:
Completely and utterly out of line

Her love live is going absolutely cattywampus.

by QwertyCTRL. January 11, 2022

Cattywampus

Definition - askew, awry, kitty-corner. Cattywampus is a variant of catawampus, another example of grand 19th century American slang. In addition to “askew” catawampus may refer to “an imaginary fierce wild animal,” or may mean “savage, destructive.” In other words ur mom

Emo kid: Yo mom your a cattywampus
Mom: yo emo your a Sattle goose

by Basicwhiteb**** April 16, 2022