Catapult Ho

A woman who has an invisible mattress tied to her back,and throws herself at anyone male or female!

Friend 1:"Did you see Barbara all over those butches at the club?"

Friend2,"I saw her. She's a catapult ho. Just throws herself at butches whenever she can"

by JocularCyrano62 September 9, 2010

Catapult crap

Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl

Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap

by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021

Yoghurt catapult

A sex act where at the point of jizzing the penis is held down and released so the semen is catapulted.

John: totally did the Yoghurt Catapult last night
Richard: really, how far did you get?
John: 5 feet and then some.

by Socratov January 11, 2022

Croatian Catapult

The act of inserting your flaccid penis into your own rectum and then becoming sexually aroused causing the penis to snap out of the anus and launch shit onto one's chest and chin.

Gave my self the Croatian Catapult last night, a treat superb.

by Lumpy44 August 28, 2022

Bulgarian Catapult

The act of cumming deep in a hoes throat and proceeding to punch her stiffly in the diaphragm. This causes the nut to shoot out of her mouth like the before mentioned catapult.

There was a spider on the ceiling so I Bulgarian catapulted her so I could encase it in cum!

by Whoocat April 13, 2023

The New England Catapult

When your cum/chowder load is so built up that you shoot your parter across the room like a god damn magic show, not to be confused with a Seattle Shot Put.

Wow did you see The New England Catapult over there!? I hope she is ok and would help here, but she has cum dripping out of her at the moment.

by Vince Morgan January 1, 2019

The Welsh Catapult

Noun. A game in which men compete to see who can throw a watermelon from the farthest distance into a female's vagina.

"Andy, last night I got 125 feet in the Welsh Catapult."
"I heard Max got 130."

by Miss Gwase June 20, 2017