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Caruso cuck

Someone who watches his girlfriend/ wife get railed in an Italian manner while eatting pasta.
I got a Caruso cuck while I was eating Hawaiian pizza.
by Whatsyourcuck August 7, 2022
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David Caruso

While performing coitus on a partner, the act of putting on a pair of sunglasses just before climax and screaming "Yeaaaaaaaaaah" as you ejaculate on their chest or back. Advanced users may choose to include a cheesy one-liner while putting on the sunglasses.
Dude, my girlfriend loves cheesy one-liners so much, last night I gave her a David Caruso in the bedroom.
by chiliwillie11 October 15, 2019
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Johan Huss Carlsson

A lazy man in Sweden who is mental, eats tons of food, takes pictures of everyone and anything including screenshots, doesn’t care about anyone, wears kids clothes, has tons of money, and laughs at people who are dead
Johan: Yes boy
Anyone: What is this man child also known as a Johan Huss Carlsson doing now
Johan: Does stupid things
by Imakewords1 December 29, 2021
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caruso

when a hot italian girl does something kinky to you in bed, without first telling you that she is going to do it
"I was with this girl last night, and she pulled a Caruso on me. I was so scared, but I had to roll with it. She was hot, after all. I am not a man anymore."
by sarasnapps September 14, 2008
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caruso

damn caruso.
by a poop eater June 5, 2018
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Carlsson

”It is the best last namn to have. If your last name is Carlsson, then you should be extremely happy. It is a gift from the higher ups (AKA your parents). A divine gift which you should cherish forever and always”.
For example: “Oh is your last name Carlsson?, you must truuuuuly be blessed
by M-A-J-A January 2, 2019
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Lukas Carlsson

Lukas Carlsson is a very handsome and fit guy who is a lady magnet if you wish. Every girl has a very good time hanging out with him and he is good at making friends. He keeps his shape good at all time and all other people at gym class feel very sad when Lukas dominates the field. Lukas often keeps to himself and likes to be single. Even tho a lot of girls are available for him he still stays single for his own best. Lukas always tries to be nice to everyone but still manages to get his heart broken.
look its Lukas Carlsson! He is such a good friend. All the ladies would love to be with him.
by bestmaster69 December 9, 2019
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