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Crumpin' Fuglies

When two SERIOUSLY ugly people have sex.

The darker side of "bumping uglies"
Q: Where's Fat G.?

A: He got all boozed up and went home with that nasty chick who was hanging all over him. They're probably crumpin' fuglies as we speak.
by da' guv January 8, 2011
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Crumpkin

The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin.
woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas?
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...
by RefinedAndDefined January 10, 2010
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Speed Crumpkin

To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.

See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump
Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."

Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"

Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."

Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"
by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010
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Chumpkins

A Mutated Cat with a western hat that has about four nuclear fusion bombs surgically implanted in it. When said cat dies, they go off.
I think Chumpkins got out...

Oh, Shit! RUN!

-explosion-
by Energyboy November 14, 2012
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Clumpkin

The act of giving a female cunnilingus whilst she defecates.
"I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"

"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."

"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"

"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."
by Katie MacphArson January 17, 2009
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marumpkin

Smoking marijuana while getting a blowjob while taking a shit. Similar to a crumpkin.
Dude, I got so bored smoking weed with my girl that when I took a shit she gave me a marumpkin.
by dmh1314 November 3, 2009
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Crumping NOLO

A popular hip-hop dance slash acapella group from the midwest. This dynamic duo is on the cutting edge of mainstream entertainment. They will move you.
Hey Lauren, did you get tickets for Crumping NOLO tonight?

No. They're sold out!
by mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 12, 2013
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