Careman

A famous superhero from the 21st century. When there are people in need, it is: They are dying, bleeding, trying to commit suicide, ran out of toothpaste etc. Careman can be summoned. When he is at the scene, Careman concludes he doesn't care. Then he leaves again, back to the Carecave.

Woman: "Aah, we ran out of mayonnaise!"
Boy: "Lets call Careman!"
*Careman enters the scene*
Careman: "What's up?"
Woman: "We have no mayonnaise!"
Careman: "Like I Care!?"
*Careman leaves*

by Mortification7a March 1, 2009

Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman is the awesomest person in South Park, he is an Anti-Semitic racist intolerant narcistic fat 4 grader which lives in South Park,Colorado. He is also the most intelligent of the kids of the 4 heroes, but uses his intelligence in the way no normal person does. His heroe is Adolf Hitler.

Clyde: I've got better things to do.

Eric Cartman: Clyde, Clyde, if you had the chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't; however, because I think it was awesome, but you would, right?

Clyde: I'm just gonna stop playing.

Eric Cartman: When Hitler rose to power, a lot of people just stopped playing. And you know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?

Clyde: No.

Eric Cartman: Voulez-vous cous chez avec-moi, Clyde?

by sdfghs November 2, 2014

pulling a Cartman

A fat slob who is offensive, really funny and sadly trapped in the closet. He pretends to be into chicks but he would rather be a complete knob gobblin. In other words he is a real life adult version of the South Park character, Eric Cartman.

Our friend Scott is so funny and a slob like Belushi from Animal House. It is a shame that he would rather hide who he is and not come out of the closet. He is totally 'pulling a Cartman'.

by TedNugent October 8, 2013

Carman

An amazing girl that will never let you down, she’s beautiful, smart, funny, caring and an overall wonderful person, if you’re lucky enough to be her friend then you’ve already won at life, never take her friendship or love for granted Becca people like carman come once in a life time

Carman

by Nicole L June 13, 2018

Eric Cartman

the best south park character

eric cartman solos goku.

by niggadick9000 December 24, 2021

Eric Cartman

The fat friend. He's a pimp, an O.G., He's the s#!+.

Eric Cartman: "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."

by Southparkfan November 19, 2005

Eric Cartman

jesus himself

Truman: Eric Cartman is so retarded
Gal: you cant say that Eric Cartman is jesus!

by dud licker October 11, 2021