carnie

A person with sub-standard looks.
A person who looks like they operate the tilt-a-whirl at the county fair.

"Mike goes for carnies, he only gets laid when the carnival is in town"

by mb05 May 29, 2005

Carny

1.One who smells like A-1 sauce and piss
2.One who fills the back of a pick up truck and swims in it

"I went to the carnival where i saw a carny eating rocks and drinking piss

by D Dan June 10, 2003

carnie

a language spoken between carnies. that later moved into the enterainment feild. more so the pro-wrestling inner circle. speaking in carnie

no example for those who are not in the inner circle!!!!

by Brian Alexander April 16, 2005

Carnies

People that work at carnivals who have small hands and smell like cabbage. Austin powers sums this up.

You know, Carnies the people with small hands that always smell like cabbage
carnies carnivals cabbage mullet uncleanly

by sydddd300535 July 28, 2011

Carnie

Slang for people who eat meat. Short for carnivore. Often used in the veggie community.

I used to be a carnie, but now I'm a veggie.

by pseudonymistaken April 12, 2014

Carnie

Carnie- A word used to describe an abnormally short person also known as circus folk and are usually eaten by large people. Carnies are very cool and are better than you mother fuckers

Rheanne is a carnie
or
(as Mike would say)
Go back to the circus tent you carnie!

by Carnieclockwatcher June 30, 2005

carnie

the unique ability for a person to MASTER a task to the extent they are deemed a "carnie." these tasks can range from "nintendo duckhunt" to "shoveling." this person completes a task at an above average performance level winning the title of being the "carnie."

"have you seen ali's drawings? she carnied the shit out of them."

"honey, come look at the piper's yard. floyd just symmetrically crosscut his lawn in 23 minutes! what a carnie!"

by mr. acorn January 11, 2009