claraphobia

fear of being a total fucking loser

claraphobia

by miriamloplolololasdfglol December 11, 2012

Cellphobia

Cellphobia: The Moment you think you lost your Cellphone ... but ya didn’t

I Lost my cell I can’t find it I just had it , I think you have Cellphobia ? Your phone is in your hand ...

by Srfaloha August 19, 2019

caliphobia

The fear of words that sound like California.

Person 1: Hey, do you have caliphobia?
Person 2: *confused screaming*

by Postuhenin March 19, 2021

report cardophobia

It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"

Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia

by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019

Canaphobia

When one is afraid of cans and cannot stand to be near a simple soda can.

Matt: Hey Zack want a coca cola.
Zack: Sure, but can i have it in a glass.
Matt: Sure, why?
Zack: Because I have canaphobia.

by hahazack321 August 27, 2013

Cartaphobia

The fear of or feeling of discomfort when around shopping carts.

Person one: working as cart retrieval for a while now I think I have developed a fear of shopping carts.
Person two: what like Cartaphobia?

by Lueyroth June 7, 2014

Carsophobia

Fear of Ben Carson

She had Carsophobia.

by Doobie99 January 15, 2016